Hey guys, it's me the admin again and after months of intense therapy and training (including intensive language teaching) - I'm finally ready to break free from my virtual hell in the water cooler and make my first public forum post.  You know, for the past few weeks there's been rumours running wild about ELS and if there's a new version in the works.  People have been saying that ELS 8 is coming and its going to have fixed the door bug or its going to have working damage and what not.

 

Rumours no more!  I've found a hole in the security systems and bypassed the security squid (okay, he/she/it was lying dead outside its tank in a scene reminiscent of a very calculated and premeditated murder, but that's not the point here!) and done some digging - the results are incredible!

 

I present to you, the new version of ELS 8, with its groundbreaking new features, taken straight from a super secret bunker where Sam, LMS and Lt.Caine all discuss their plans for wold domination together - seriously, this place actually exists!

 

What you are about to see is as real and uncensored as it gets.  If my account disappears after this, well then, you know why!

 

 

That's right!  ELS 8 now features PaintLight™ technology.  Bland, dim lights are a thing of the past.  Now you can quite literally PAINT any scene with strong lighting of your chosen.  Shown above is what was described as "BleechWhite", the new replacement for takedowns.

April fools day?

Who the hell let you out of the water cooler? Get back in there, you!

Happy April Fools day!!!

Now the public knows of the Modding Security Agency 

Where's the download?! I want to install this virus mod right away!

YOU MURDERED THE SQUID :O

 

 

Oh, you found a security hole? Does that mean you found an actual hole? 

 

Oh and, Sam found the squid yesterday - it was an accident. #DontBlameSam

Edited April 1, 201412 yr by MSA
Fixed a bug in your text.

Oh, you found a security hole? Does that mean you found an actual hole? 

 

Oh and, Sam accidentally killed the squid yesterday. #BlameSam

 

Nooo my poor squidy :(

This post has made my day, I love the new updates for ELS8!! Hope I can make a magenta takedown/spotlight! (ya know, for those 'undercover' ops)

That very awkward moment when it's 1am where i live... And it's the 2nd of April xD

April fools everybody! For a second there i was like WTF kind of environmental lighting is that for ELS! LOL

I truely cant wait till ELS V8 is released! Great job LCPDFR staff for all yall hard work and time!

Edited April 1, 201412 yr by 1997chevyboy

Why is everyone saying this is a joke :(   I 100% guarantee that this is a REAL screenshot from the REAL ELS.

Why is everyone saying this is a joke :(   I 100% guarantee that this is a REAL screenshot from the REAL ELS.

This is why i asked if this is april's fool or not, because i know that there is something like new els without god mode, but because today is that day...

April Fools Day...........

It's a conspiracy by the MSA, I USE TO BE A GOVENER!

I am just going to stand here smirking and generally look like I know something :)

 

...

 

Ok guys, it's real.

 

Or is it?

Why is everyone saying this is a joke :(   I 100% guarantee that this is a REAL screenshot from the REAL ELS.

IDK i just cant see the new ELS looking like that pic. It just looks like a solid white texture, either from a headlight or a spotlight! The only thing i think it could be is some sort of new wig wag or spotlight feature that illuminates the ground in front of your car!

I cant imagine that it will look like the photo (texture wise) in the the final product.

 

I take that back, its some sort of radar feature!

Edited April 1, 201412 yr by 1997chevyboy

As soon as I read that title I called bullshit! :D

You're right, it's a special mode. The light is so powerful now that you can drive in front of a suspect and turn it on, and they'll be stopped by the radiation pressure.