My personal favorite is the Burger Shot guy who, when you walk in, he yells "WELCOME TO BURGERSHOT, MOTHAF**KAAA". I just loved it.

Edited September 24, 201411 yr by Cheesef1

"Come sit on my knee cherry blossom!"

My personal favorite is the Burger Shot guy who, when you walk in, he yells "WELCOME TO BURGERSHOT, MOTHAF**KAAA". I just loved it.

 

"You got a stomach of iron, dawg!".

 

Cheers.

I've heard a couple of them that just had me sitting there with that hard thinking look on my face ( We've all done it.)

 

Here they are:

 

"Reptilian death ray, gotta be." - (Usually the homeless street people, that say that when you pull out a gun.... USUALLY.)

 

And

 

"Robot Man Juice." - ( Me personally, dont know what to think about that one guys. Really just raise more questions.) This happens at random. lol.

 

 

Ohh and this one:

 

"As long as I got a face, you got a place to sit." (That too happens at random.)

Edited September 24, 201411 yr by ClassyEra

Foohkingh wankahr - Random Ped

 

I'm that badass n*gga of yours that your mama warned you about! - m_y (black) cop

Foohkingh wankahr - Random Ped

 

I'm that badass n*gga of yours that your mama warned you about! - m_y (black) cop

 

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When I hit a beggar in the stomach- *in a cheerful, almost laughing manner* "Hey hey, what a day I love this shit."

I first came across this when I was one of my city cleanup drives where I lure the filthy LC beggars to the subways by hitting them hard and cross the tracks with them chasing me and the train crushing almost everyone of them to death. Its hilarious. Some more from beggars when I hit them:

 

"I'll rip out your privates!"

"You're gonna be laying my eggs!"

"Dat ass of yours is too big!"

"Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, mommy!"

"Mommy, you said you were inside that man?"

"Hehe! Ass wiping time!"

"I'm gonna take you out and then I'm gonna french kiss ya!"

 

Beggar when witnessing a shocking incident: "Fuck, where am I?"

Beggar when witnessing a shocking incident: "I don't have any bananas!"

Beggar when witnessing a shocking incident: "Is there a doctor in the house?"

 

Beggar when witnessing a melee fight: "I wanna see arms removed!"

 

Some random punk around a street corner on his phone, "I totally understand dude, but he tries to make out with me when he's drunk".

 

Old man to a hot passerby chick, "Can I crash into those airbags?"

 

Trucker/biker stuck in jam, "Get movin or I'll rip you out, fuck you in the ass!"

 

When you hit a car, the Spaniard guy shouts, "NO! I just fucking stole this fucking car."

 

I find state troopers the most hilarious cops in all of LC police force.

When chasing a perp, "Lets dance, fucktard!"

When responding to a shootout/leaving cover to run towards the armed suspects, "I'M GOING FOR GLORYY!!"

Idling on police radio, "So let me repeat your message- blah blah blah blubblubblubblubbleh!"

Idling on police radio, "Ever used a walkie-talkie, stupid?"

Idling on police radio, "Dispatch, repeat. I can't understand a goddamn word."

Idling on foot, "I'm a cop, and you're a dickhead."

 

Jamaican woman stuck in traffic,"D, motherfucker D. D as in 'Drive'"

Jamaican woman stuck in traffic, "This your fist time driving stick, motherfucker?"

 

Manhattan rich lady to other in a seductive voice, "Everyone in Liberty sells their soul to the devil."

 

Normal cop on radio, "Heheh! Oh all.. all women like me."

Normal cop on radio, "Heheh! So what do you look like, peaches?"

Edited September 24, 201411 yr by Troy

All from M_Y_COP_WHITE;

 

"Okay I've got eyes on shithead, eyes on shithead!".

"Hands on head or brains on street, it's your choice.".

"Hey what's going on back there, you playing with Mr Spanky?".

"You hide like a sissy, come out sissy!".

 

Cheers.

I find state troopers the most hilarious cops in all of LC police force.

When chasing a perp, "Lets dance, fucktard!"

When responding to a shootout/leaving cover to run towards the armed suspects, "I'M GOING FOR GLORYY!!"

Idling on police radio, "So let me repeat your message- blah blah blah blubblubblubblubbleh!"

Idling on police radio, "Ever used a walkie-talkie, stupid?"

Idling on police radio, "Dispatch, repeat. I can't understand a goddamn word."

Idling on foot, "I'm a cop, and you're a dickhead."

 

Lol ya, the white cops are crazy. Most anyway.

 

Also, I love that last intimidation line they say to civilians.

Trooper: "This is Eagle.  I have confirmation on chickensh*t!"

My personal favorite is the Burger Shot guy who, when you walk in, he yells "WELCOME TO BURGERSHOT, MOTHAF**KAAA". I just loved it.

Yeah that's hilarious

and he has some more when he works at Cluckin' Bell:

"I mean I wouldn't need it but... here ya go"

and

"You must got an iron stomach dawg"

I have a question though. Every now and then I hear the mobile burger stand guy say "almost no base meat". English is not my primary language. So I googled for base meat but I couldn't find anything. Could someone please explain to me what base meat is?

Edited September 26, 201411 yr by Cyron43

I have a question though. Every now and then I hear the mobile burger stand guy say "almost no base meat". English is not my primary language. So I googled for base meat but I couldn't find anything. Could someone please explain to me what base meat is?

 

Neither do I. Most things these vendors say is beyond me. Like:

 

"Insert rhyming words here"... fill your brains

Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.

Almost no base meat guaranteed.

You motherfuckers want ticket for these?

 

Seriously, I have no idea what they blabbering on about most of the times.

I have a question though. Every now and then I hear the mobile burger stand guy say "almost no base meat". English is not my primary language. So I googled for base meat but I couldn't find anything. Could someone please explain to me what base meat is?

 

 

Neither do I. Most things these vendors say is beyond me. Like:

 

"Insert rhyming words here"... fill your brains

Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.

Almost no base meat guaranteed.

You motherfuckers want ticket for these?

 

Seriously, I have no idea what they blabbering on about most of the times.

 

I'd say that standing on street corners for seemingly forever has made them a little bit insane, hence their blabbering/incoherence.

 

Cheers.

 

I guess most of those phrases are satirical attacks on the low quality food industry, thought out by the developers of this game. ;-)
The phrase
Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.

and

"You will probably not regret it"
are good examples.

A rough guess about base meat: could it mean the meat remains from the slaughterhouse work which usually land in the dumpster?

Edited September 24, 201411 yr by Cyron43

I guess most of those phrases are satirical attacks on the low quality food industry, thought out by the developers of this game. ;-)

The phrase

Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.

and

"You will probably not regret it"

are good examples.

A rough guess about base meat: could it mean the meat remains from the slaughterhouse work which usually land in the dumpster?

 

The phrases most likely are satirical in nature.

 

About 'base meat', it could be referring to the meat remains on the carcass after all the good cuts have been taken away.

 

Cheers.

@Lt Phill Bellic. Makes sense.

Probably already mentioned, but one of my favorites: "I'm that badass media that your mom warned you about!"

From GTA SA, but still hilarious: "Shoot that asshole" "I'm trying, I'm trying"

Also a good one from a street vendor: "You motherf*ckers think you are to good for these?"

Edited September 25, 201411 yr by SydoxX

 

Also a good one from a street vendor: "You motherf*ckers thing you are to good for these?"

 

Oh, so thats what they yell? *Facepalm*

best quote: The lizadarians are coming for us!