EvilJackCarver

"Ludendorff... this place hasn't changed one bit." --- Fucking about in North Yankton. Gotta watch out for those holes in the world...

Note to self: air tyres soon. --- LSPDFR, staged animations. And I guess Volkner's a corporal now.

SO MANY CRUISERS --- LSPDFR, nothing staged.

"...I never wanted it to end like this." --- LSPDFR, nothing staged.

Just a photo of my GTA Online character with his truck. Taken in SP, posed with SNT.

Taken in SP. That's a Dukes behind him.

ROCKFORD HILLS -- Citizens in the Del Perro community are celebrating the discharge of Officer Mikhail Volkner from the Mount Zonah Medical Center. Volkner, known to the community as a local legend, was injured during a shootout following a pursuit of a grey Vapid Speedo. Volkner was discharged this morning at approximately noon. Fellow Del Perro PD officer Marek Watson drove Volkner home in his car. Citizens in Del Perro can expect him to be back on the streets within the week, despite it not being humanly possible to heal that fast. Neither Ofc. Volkner, nor Ofc. Watson were able to be reached for commentary on this slow news day. --- Yay canon

Early morning citation from Generic Cop #4. (Actual reason for stop: they hit me while I was writing a motorcyclist a citation for speeding.) Edit: Goddamnit, I did it again. I forgot to add it to my general shenanigans gallery.

DEL PERRO FWY. -- A one-vehicle accident has left one man hospitalised. Police say 42-year-old Wallace Harper of Del Perro was driving his Pegassi Vacca down the Del Perro Freeway when he lost control of his vehicle and struck a crash barrier just past the Morningwood exit at approximately 4:15 this morning. Harper was ejected from his vehicle upon impact and slid approximately 250 feet down the road. He was taken to the Mount Zonah Medical Center in critical condition. Police are reviewing the vehicle's blackbox, but state that speeds were most likely a factor in the wreck. Officer Volkner of the Del Perro Police Department and State Trooper Oliver Carter state that charges will most likely be pending. "This is what happens when you start driving recklessly", Ofc. Vokner remarked in a statement released earlier today. "You may look at the news and say 'Oh, it'll never happen to me'. But we all want to be more than just a statistic. We all want to go home and see our wife and kids. Harper got lucky." The San Andreas Department of Transportation reminds drivers to always wear their seatbelts, even at short distances. --- I suck at staged photos. Just pretend this happened before Volkner was hospitalised; I have no sense of linearity. Edit: Bah, just realised I forgot to put this in my main GTA5 gallery.

DEL PERRO -- A shootout at the corner of N. Rockford Drive and Marathon Ave. has left three dead and two injured. Police say 23-year-old Manuel Vasquez, 26-year-old Eric Willis and 25-year-old Erin Chambers, all from Vespucci Beach, Los Santos, led police in a high-speed pursuit in a grey Vapid Speedo through downtown following a silent alarm at a convenience store. During the chase, the suspects opened fire on officers. The chase was shut down after their van collided with an oncoming Imponte Ruiner and spun out at the southeast corner of North Rockford Drive and Marathon Avenue. Vasquez, Willis and Chambers were all pronounced dead on the scene. Officer Mikhail Volkner was taken to the Mount Zonah Medical Center for gunshot wounds, and is expected to make a full recovery. The driver of the Imponte Ruiner, 31-year-old Alan Richards of Del Perro, refused treatment on the scene. Police have not made any statement as to whether this was a gang-related incident or not. LSPDFR in action, nothing staged. Mostly playing with depth of field.

Bumper justice on the GOH.

‘We done goofed!’ ‘I'm aware, Frank. Keep driving.’

‘Got word of a pursuit in progress coming up the 13... So much for that last cup of coffee.’

Almost ready to hit the streets.

"They say it gets easier... I don't want to find out if it really does." Messing around with SNT and LSPDFR. The cop in the background was spawned by LSPDFR during the pursuit of the red Annis Elegy; that same cop shot and killed the suspect.