This thread is to share some humor with the community, posting jokes, memes, etc. I think it would be a great idea to get a variety of jokes instead of just a topic or something that we like personally, finding out what makes other people laugh. As much as it sounds like some 3rd grade icebreaker or something, thats not my goal.

 

Anyway here are some general rules that you should follow:

 

-No Racism

-Adult humor is encouraged, although dont take it too far

-Nothing offensive

 

Have fun :D

Aw man, I wish I still had my Scumbag Zmod meme I made.

 

"That's a nice car you got there... ...*CORRUPTS*"

Aw man, I wish I still had my Scumbag Zmod meme I made.

 

"That's a nice car you got there... ...*CORRUPTS*"

LOL I never knew modeling could be funny *MINDBLOWN*.

Here's a funny joke. 

 

 

Drunk Steve FTW

Edited July 24, 201411 yr by element2586

I don't think this is really funny.
Police car fail.

Aw man, I wish I still had my Scumbag Zmod meme I made.

 

"That's a nice car you got there... ...*CORRUPTS*"

 I still have it.   

Edited July 24, 201411 yr by aCoD Prodigy

 I still have it.   51817226.jpg

Dammit aCoD, where were you when I asked Grant for it?!

This:

This does include vulgar language, I found this rather funny.

 

A cop pulls over a man because he just won a safety contest for wearing his seatbelt.  He walks up to the car, and hands the driver an $1,000 check.  The officer asks, "What are you going to do with the prize money?"  The driver replies with, "I'l probably go to driver's school and get my license."  The wife quickly chimes with, "Oh, officer, don't listen to him!  He's a little off when he's drunk!"  Suddenly, a man in the back wakes up.  At the sight of the cop he says, "Damn, I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."  Then comes a knock from the trunk, and a muffled voice that says, "Are we over the border yet?"

 

An old man recently purchased a very fast sports car.  He speeds out of the dealership going 120 mph, when he is pulled over by a cop.  The cop says, "Listen, I got 30 min left on my shift.  If you give me an excuse to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."  The man says, "A few years ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.  I thought you were bringing her back."  The officer is silent for a moment before saying, "Have a good night, sir."

 

 

#Relatable 

 

 

Really any Battlefield Friends videos.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway here are some general rules that you should follow:

 

-No Racism

-Adult humor is encouraged, although dont take it too far

-Nothing offensive

 

So basically...none of the good stuff is allowed? :)

 

So basically...none of the good stuff is allowed? :)

 

Well those are generally the rules of the whole lcpdfr forum anyway lol. Anything but racism pretty much goes though.

This takes place in Louisiana; An old lady is travelling down the highway speeding a bit. A Louisiana State Trooper pulls her over. As the woman rolls down her window, the trooper asks if she knows why he pulled her over. The old woman replies, "If you're going to sell me a ticket to one of your Police Balls, I don't want one!" The tropper says, "Ma'am, the Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There is a silence for a few moments, and the trooper says, "Have a nice day miss and drive safely." And walks back to his car.

 

A highway patrolman pulls over an older Italian gentleman for driving in the HOV lane of the highway because he was the only one in the car. The officer walks to the window and says he pulled the guy over for violation. The man says, "What do you mean!? I got another guy in the car!" The patrolman asks him if he is kidding and where this mysterious man is. The man in the car pops the trunk and says, "The bastard is in the trunk! Doesn't that count as 2 or more people in the car?!"

Here's another one:

A cop pulls over a man for speeding.  When he asks for license and registration, the man says, "Sorry, my license is revoked and this isn't my car."  The officer asks, "Where is the owner, then?"  The man replies with, "Dead, in the trunk.  I killed him."  The officer, shocked, asks the driver, "D-do you have any weapons in the car?"  The driver says, "Yes, I have a machine gun in the trunk, too."  The officer walks back to his car and calls his patrol supervisor.  The supervisor comes and says, "My officer over here tells me you have no license, driving a stolen car, have a machine gun, and dead body in the trunk?"  The driver says, "Of course not!"  And he gives the supervisor his papers, and shows him the trunk.  The driver says, "I bet he told you I was speeding too, huh?"

Keeping it on the cop theme of jokes here is an old one.

 

A farmer gets a phone call from his son "Dad, I've run over a pig, what do I do?" the farmer replies "bury it son". So the son hangs up, 20 minutes later the farmer get's another phone call from his son "alright I've buried the pig, but what do I do with his speed camera?"