OfficerJessica

At this rate, there'll be no one left in Ferguson by October. Why can't these people realize that shooting people and robbing their community is the whole reason this shitstorm started?

Of all the Star Trek actors I have known, Leonard was the most... Human.

The day I ascended into glorious 1080p 60fps keyboard gaming.

No offence, but your aunt comes across as really creepy.

*facepalm* But seriously, I can guarantee on 3rd March R* will be like 'due to unforeseen circumstances, Heists will be delayed until further notice with the PC version to follow, stay tuned'.

Skyrim armor nudity. 'Nuff said.

This mod is amazing, but i have a suggestion- could the script extend to spawning a unit with the sticks, like the roadblock from Policehelper? it would come in handy when you're a pursuing unit.

Don't you mean happy Depression-and-alcohol day?

Yep, I remember it well. My asshole of a father made my 11-year old self drive his Land Rover around a field while he took a phone call in the back. I crashed it into a fence and he kicked my ass for it.

I do it all the time,. comes in handy for a backup when cars screw up the game. I keep 2 versions - a 'cop' version with all that LCPDFR goodness and modded cars, and a normal version which is basically the stock game when i fancy doing the story mode, and testing crazy mods.

What about drinking and sailing? I don't think there's a law stopping you being drunk at the rudder. You can't get pulled over on a boat too, which is a plus.

Perfect for a warm evening patrolling those seas for smugglers:

For me at least, relationships (either with a guy or gal) have never gone past the friendzone/ hugs stage. It don't really matter anyhows, seeing as I seem to have gone asexual these last few years.

You should be careful reporting this stuff, or you could open the door to find these guys:

Who needs a serious relationship when you have BFF's, and a terabyte of porno?

Got that punk-ass mofo bang to rights. I wish there was more of this spontaneous stuff in traffics stops right now.

Leave it till the full game comes out, then we can get the story mode models too.

2 months -> "Approaching".

That kinda sucks, because FSX comes alive when enriched with user-made stuff like planes and terrain. By not including a way for new content to be made, they've pretty much strangled the potential for new modded content.

Gravel chunks washed down with petrol, and then on to a vigorous chest-hair management routine.

Now, if they can make another 18 Wheels of Steel game, I can die happy.

American truck Simulator?

Typical Rockstar. They get one great gamemode then replace it with Online BS.

Isn't R* doing a police gamemode for Online (cops n crooks)? There was some leaked code in those changelogs that mentioned tutorials for partners, arresting and traffic stops.

In V you can perform a dive move on peds now, so I'd love to see this in a police mod... you dive on a running suspect and wrestle the cuffs on him. There's animations and such for that, so it could happen.