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LSPDFR 0.4 - Coming February, 2019

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An officer pulls over a man and a woman for driving their late-model Mercedes coupe 20 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

The officer approaches the car, seeing an affluent-looking late-50s gentleman behind the wheel and a striking woman at least 20 years younger—and bearing a diamond on her left ring finger worth at least a year of the officer's salary—in the passenger seat.

"I stopped you because you were going 75 in a 55 zone," the officer says.

The driver replies, "No sir, I was going just a little over 55."

The woman says, "Oh Stuart! You were going at least 80 and hit the brakes when you saw the cop car on the side of the road!"

The man gives his wife a dirty look.

The officer says, "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

"Broken tail light?" the man replies. "I didn't know about a broken tail light."

The woman exclaims, "Stuart! You've known about that tail light for weeks!"

The man gives his young wife another dirty look.

The officer then says, "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

The driver replies, "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

"Stuart," the pretty woman says, "you know you never wear your seat belt!"

The husband bursts out, "Shut your mouth, woman!"

The officer takes a moment, and then says, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?"

"No," she says, "Only when he's drunk."

 

 

Edited by OfficerYeet
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> A lady spends her entire life from the age of 14 to the age of 91 building her dream car.

> She finally completes it, she is so happy.

> She takes it for a test drive around her home-city of Los Angeles.

> First 30 minutes go great, she is smiling and waving.

> She drives into Compton.

> Black gang member drags her out of her vehicle and stamp her to death and take the car

> He then reverses over her body for good measure

> sadface.jpg

 

 

Edited by OfficerVeX

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1 minute ago, OfficerVeX said:
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> A lady spends her entire life from the age of 14 to the age of 91 building her dream car.

> She finally completes it, she is so happy.

> She takes it for a test drive around her home-city of Los Angeles.

> First 30 minutes go great, she is smiling and waving.

> She drives into Compton.

> Black gang member drags her out of her vehicle and stamp her to death and take the car

> sadface.jpg

 

 

Hey, that's Los Santos, not LA 😂

I mean Compton is ok during the day, it's more dangerous at night

"Let's tighten the N.O.O.S.E.!"

-N.O.O.S.E. Agent

I never thought much of this update. Now I read this...

 

and now I´m excited as f***

𝕯𝖊𝖗𝖕.𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖞𝖛𝖊 💙
 

3 hours ago, Officer Joey Kuffman said:

we can talk about pringles now.. 

dead ass mix jalepeno pringle and cheddar cheese pringle it taste like god

4 minutes ago, w1zard said:

dead ass mix jalepeno pringle and cheddar cheese pringle it taste like god

i like pringles with cheddar 🤣

"Let's tighten the N.O.O.S.E.!"

-N.O.O.S.E. Agent

4 minutes ago, BACON FIGHTER X said:

I have never been so hyped for a mod xP

Hey man, it's LSPDFR 0.4, not 4.0 ;P.

Edited by MatteoMat01

"Let's tighten the N.O.O.S.E.!"

-N.O.O.S.E. Agent

I think its going to be on the 20th because it was  Submitted June 19, 2015 and Released July 20, 2016 Updated July 20, 2016

BIG THINGS HAPPEN  20TH

2 hours ago, MatteoMat01 said:

Let's talk about peanut butter then

I am European and I have never eaten peanut butter :D. What does it taste like?

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