Well, me and some of my friends are going to kill a really old PC, and i am looking for tips and ideas. I am thinking of doing something similar to howtobasic, but i ain't sure. What are your ideas?

Go to the local scrapyard and let them recycle it, like a normal human being. 

Edited April 10, 201412 yr by ineseri

Go to the local scrapyard and let them recycle it, like a normal human being. 

No. I am not a normal human being. I must destroy thing then recycle it. 

Leave it at an airport inside a suitcase and the police bomb squad will take care of blowing it up. Besides you will have an good time as soon you are taken into custody and your body orifices get examined!

Leave it at an airport inside a suitcase and the police bomb squad will take care of blowing it up. Besides you will have an good time as soon you are taken into custody and your body orifices get examined!

No thank you. I don't want the fucking CIA and NSA after me. If i do it and they see your post, they'll track you down and... You can guess what happens.

You can throw it off your roof 

Hmm..

 

Give that old PC Full Respect and take it to your local recycling center with Full Honors. The old PC deserves it! Remember those days when you did not have a good new PC and how the old PC came to your rescue and how you managed to complete your work on that. Remember those good old days and act.

 

I did the same.

You can throw it off your roof 

Hmm... Good idea. But i would have been funnier if i lived in a 4-story apartment building then a medium-sized bungalow. 

Kill it with fire!

Kill it with fire!

That would be hard in my place as it's... Just a big forest around me and my dad's house...

Hmm... Good idea. But i would have been funnier if i lived in a 4-story apartment building then a medium-sized bungalow. 

Toss it in the nearest body of water

Toss it in the nearest body of water

Mean my bathtub? 

Get a 20-gauge shotgun, load it with 000 buckshot and take it down to a firing range.

That's what we did with my old piece of shit router, pardon mon Français, s'il vouz plait.

Sledgehammer?

Get a 20-gauge shotgun, load it with 000 buckshot and take it down to a firing range.

That's what we did with my old piece of shit router, pardon mon Français, s'il vouz plait.

It would be hard for three reasons.

1. I'm thirteen.

2. We have very strict gun laws here.

3. I don't have a gun license.

It would be hard for three reasons.

1. I'm thirteen.

2. We have very strict gun laws here.

3. I don't have a gun license.

One of the advantages of living in Texas.

1. Kids over 13 are allowed at some firing ranges here with a parent accompanying

2. Fairly lax gun laws (background check, concealed licenses etc are still here)

3. Open carry of long-barrel firearms (barrel over 18 inches if I recall correct) is legal

One of the advantages of living in Texas.

1. Kids over 13 are allowed at some firing ranges here with a parent accompanying

2. Fairly lax gun laws (background check, concealed licenses etc are still here)

3. Open carry of long-barrel firearms (barrel over 18 inches if I recall correct) is legal

Goddamnit. Now i want to be in Texas. D:

You could always not destroy it and save it for when you accidentally blow up your current one modding GTA IV.

It always pays to have a backup.

 

Failing that, why don't you install linux onto your old PC and learn how to use a new OS? Knowledge is key.

I do NOT approve of PC Abuse.

Stop the abuse!!! PCs are magical, awesome thingamajigs that deserve respect for the years of fun you had on it

 

But if you still want to, guess I can't stop you.

How about you use a hammer on it? Or, you can disassemble it & see how stuff fits in (if you're interested in that), then smash each part individually using a hammer or something.

You could also try hitting with the "hook" part of the hammer, instead of the flat side.

Or, (if your Dad allows) hook it up behind a vehicle & drive around a closed area. Just make sure to pick up each part after & not leave a mess lying around.

 

EDIT: Or, better yet, do what LukeD said.

Or, if you aren't interested in it or such (although it's still good to know about the thing you will use in your life so much),  why not just sell the PC? Either to the junkyard or to a shop, that way you could earn some bucks for a ice cream or snack or whatever.

Edited April 10, 201412 yr by Rocking_Star101

Mean my bathtub? 

Tie it real good to the back of your Vehicle (If you are able to use one),

Or 4-Wheeler, Lawn Mower, Bike etc. N' Drag it. Or Fill it up with A LOT

of Fire Works!

 

Sergeanto!