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Cop Broadcast Himself Asking For Oral Sex From Fellow Officer

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During a routine helicopter patrol over Winnipeg, Canada, a police officer inadvertently activated the aircraft’s public address system, letting everyone in the city below hear his request for oral sex from the other male officer on duty.

 

Witnesses apparently heard the following conversation:

Officer 1: “Can you give me a blowjob?”
Officer 2: “You have too much body hair.”

Unfortunately for the po-po involved, only after their lustful exchange ended did they realize it had reverberated through the western part of Winnipeg. Citizens, shocked at what they just heard booming from the sky, took to Twitter (of course) to report the news.

I think it's good the Winnipeg police helicopter broadcasts sexual conversations over a loudspeaker. That's what transparency is, right?

 

So I hear Police Academy 8 is currently being filmed in winnipeg?! #winnipeg #helicopter

 

The Winnipeg Police Department caught wind of the mishap, and quickly issued this apology:

The Winnipeg Police Service, the flight operations unit, and the involved members sincerely apologize to all members of the public, especially those who overheard the broadcast.

The involved members were not able to hear the public address system from within the aircraft. They became aware their conversation had been broadcast and immediately turned the system off.

Translation: “Everyone gets horny on the job, prudes.”

Source: NewNowNext.com



Thoughts everyone?

My first thought: Good thing they weren't equipped with body cams.

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This seems like something the LCPD would do.

"Hey, this is the LPCD!"
"It's the LCPD, you damned idiot."
"Hey, don't be gettin' in my face now!"
"Shut up and shoot this fucking murderer."
"You ain't my boss."
"I said shoot the fucking gun!"
"You should lose your edge."
"Hey, not everyone ca... Oh shit, is this thing on?!"
"You didn't hear anything, people."

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This seems like something the LCPD would do.

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How about the Cops from SA? :teehee:

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Stop! Police!
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: I think he knows that by now!

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: This is aerial support...
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Hey, I can see my house from here!
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Will you shut the f*ck up?

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