July 23, 201114 yr Hey guys Just did some playing for the .95 testing, and had one of the weirdest experiences ever... Here is how it goes down: Blue SUV swerves into oncoming traffic, then back into his lane, I flip a u-turn, and pull him over. I grab his license, and by his birthday, he would be 72. Keep that age in mind... So I return to my cruiser to check up on his record, to find he has no valid license! Just another day on the job is my thought as I am walking back to his car. When I get to the window, he jumps out with an uzi, and I was luckily in front of his door, so when he opened the door, he took cover behind it, and I tazed him. He dropped his uzi and pulled out a glock! So I tazed him again, and he drops that. I pick them both up, and as I am detaining him, he yells, "I AM JUST A KID!" lulwut? Hes 72, thinks hes a kid, owns 2 guns, and when the prisoner transport comes to pick him up. One of the officers says: "Your not a cop, why do you have one of these?!" This man was charged with: Attempted murder, assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, reckless driving, impersonating a police officer, and driving with no valid license. All charges were dropped by reason of insanity...because he thought he was a child... Not another day on the job as I thought. I was then killed by a backup unit who pinned me to my car... PLEASE! Share your odd story!