It first started as an show within GTA IV. It drew laughs, it was great, and we all knew who the winner was. Now, America has answered.

 

Animal Planet has paid for the pilot of the show, "America's Next Top Hooker." Of course the show is about fishing, but I just couldn't stop laughing about how something (almost near) GTA IV irony is becoming real.

Associated Press News Release: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/30/top-hooker-reality-show-ordered/?hpt=hp_t2

 

Thoughts? And, should Weazel News sue for naming rites?

Ladies and gentleman, we've just reached the lowest level in American TV History.

^ That is so true.

This world is lost...

 

Ladies and gentleman, we've just reached the lowest level in American TV History.

 

You obviously haven't seen that "Honey Boo Boo" or some shit stain like that

or jersey shore .... fuck thats even worse than honey boo boo

I am sooooo glad that I rarely see American shows like Honey boo boo or jersey shore.

Yay Europe!

I am sooooo glad that I rarely see American shows like Honey boo boo or jersey shore.

Yay Europe!

 

lol, true. Though, I don't know about the Netherlands, but here we have some serious sh*tty TV shows too :/

I didn't watch the TV since my PS2 was broken, around 2007~2008. People call me sociopath.

 

Here in portugal (europe) on TLC i there is like Honeuy Boo Boo all the time, i just want so bad to break my TV.

I watch only a few channels and shows, thankfully they aren't those wretched shows. I don't understand how people can like those honey boo boo and jersey shore? They just and fuel to the stereotyping fires. I mainly watch NCIS (the original, and the best), Justified, Top Gear UK, sometimes tosh.0 and Ridiculousness, but that's really it. lol. TV nowadays is turning to shite.

Wich NCIS? Los Angeles? 

Wich NCIS? Los Angeles? 

 

The original one, NCIS. I'm not a big NCIS:LA fan, they just seem to resort to the "shoot first, ask questions later" method for most things. I don't know, I just like NCIS better than NCIS:LA.

The original one, NCIS. I'm not a big NCIS:LA fan, they just seem to resort to the "shoot first, ask questions later" method for most things. I don't know, I just like NCIS better than NCIS:LA.

I prefer the LA one , the girl is Portuguese did you know? lol.

 

Associated Press News Release: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/30/top-hooker-reality-show-ordered/?hpt=hp_t2

 

 

lol Did anyone read the comments after clicking the link. I couldn't stop laughing at the ridiculous comments people wrote.

I remember when MTV was a music channel. Now it seems like anyone could become a BS reality star.... or a mom. I cant remember the last time I actually sat down longer than an hour to watch some programs. Just two weeks ago I turned in my Cable box because I never use it. maybe like once in a while to watch like a small show but that is it. After that is off with the tv and not touch the tv unless some serious stuff happen and I want to be updated by the media.

Edited May 2, 201312 yr by kpdofficer

I've given up on most 'modern' American TV shows. There are some exceptions, like the stuff on HBO. But the rest of my time is split between History, Military, Military Histoy, Science, National Geographic, Discovery, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network and BBC America. I'll also turn to SpikeTV when there's Worlds Wildest Police Videos on, or G4/TruTV for COPS.

The avatar CrawforxX96 has reminded me of the marathons of Top Gear (BBC Version) I've been watching lately. Great show when you have a day to kill.