Studies have shown that 80% of 10-14 year olds suffer from Noobitus, a common medical disorder that affects their ability to play video games.

Worried you have it? symptoms of "Noobitus" include, but are not limited to;

• High pitched squeaking
  
• Calling everybody that kills you a sadistic hacker who lives in a basement
  
• Blaming your lack of skill of a number of factors
  
• You set a new record in negative kills to death ratio
  

Recently, scientists have uncovered a radical treatment called "Hax" that is still undergoing testing.

You can find more information on this radical new treatment from this video;

Edited February 2, 201214 yr by Harper

lol :) I'm pretty sure I don't have this one considering I'm almost 17.

Edited February 2, 201214 yr by Tom H

No, but I've made people have those symptoms in MW3.

I suffer from all symptoms described (I am a champion in the last bullet point) when I occasionally venture into Call Of Duty 4.

Nope, I certainly don't suffer from Noobitus but I believe most CoD players do. :whistling:

I'm affraid most players I meet on GTA4 and TF2 suffer from this horrible disease.

This is a good temporary remedy:

I was a pro at Samp (san andreas mp). I pretty much owned whole server and as I was admin there, people were spamming my chat with reports on me. xD

They usually got the message ***(ADMIN KICK)*** after doing that.