The way this game works is extremely simple. Someone says something fortunate that happened, and the next person says something unfortunate that happened.
 

Heres an example:
 

Poster 1: Fortunately, the dessert was very tasty.
Poster 2: Unfortunately, it was 2 weeks old and gave him a stomachache.
Poster 3: Fortunately, he took a Tums and got better.
Poster 4: Unfortunately, the Tums wore off and the stomachache returned.

 

....So forth and so on.

 

RULES: 

• Post with respect in regard to the forum rules and guidelines.

 

• Do not get off topic.   NOTE: This relatively hard to accomplish given the way the game works.         ​​

 

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So lets get started.

 

One day a honeybadger named Tom was walking to the store.

 

This topic is going to be fun,

Fortunaly he was able to buy the bag of chips for only 4 dollars. :)

Unfortunatly the store clerk was a racist against badgers and chased Tom.

Fortunately for Tom, the clerk ran into a set of rakes which halted his pursuit long enough for Tom to make his getaway.

Unfortunately Tom doesn't have the best stamina when it comes to running and is now exhausted.

Fortunately for Tom a taxi was sitting nearby waiting for a customer.

Unfortunately when Tom was inside the taxi the taxi man was mean to him.

Fortunately, Tom was able to kill the taxi driver and then he tried driving the taxi himself.

Unfortunately the police were right behind him and witnessed the murder. 

Fortunately when the police arrested tom and brought him to the station a lawyer was present, her name was Katherine Brewster.

Unfortanely, Katherine was his emotionaly disturbed alter ego created by his twisted schizophrenic mind.

fortuanely an fbi specalist came in and calmed him down.

Unfortunately, the FBI specialist turned out to be a fake & kidnapped poor Tom, to sell him illegally in the blackmarket.

Fortunately a rich lady named Helga bought tom for a hefty penny ultimately leading them to their marriage.

Unfortunately, Tusken Raiders captured Tom while he was picking vaporator mushrooms.

 

(Star Wars reference for whoever doesn't get it)

Fortunately, the police intercepted them while they were on-route to their hideout, & brought Tom back to Helga.

Unfortunately, Helga was a secret spy from the MSA.