Cyron43

50 minutes ago, OriginalNewbie said:

No? Basic understanding of what it requires to make a mod this complex would be sufficient. There's a reason that AAA devs dont churn out franchise titles every 3rd month. Development takes a while. Modelling takes a while.

Also, choochoo all aboard the bandwagon!

You shouldn't judge over people you know nothing about. I am a professional software developer and yes I know about the effort. Again, I did NOT complain, it was just a question! I develop script mods too. Come visit me over at gta5-mods.com (same nickname) and see for yourself.

@GlencoeGEC @PNWParksFan I was in no way complainig, just asking a legitimate question and regarding my other comments in this forum, those weren't complaints either but bug reports and constructive criticism. But yeah, it's not the first time in this forum that people jump on me for not licking the boots of a modder. Am I supposed to say "it's awesome" when it's not? If so then I am truly at the wrong place! I don't see these kind of weird reactions in other forums.

I have the link to this thread floating on my desktop for ages now. The topic started at March 28, 2016. That's over a year now since you started with the development and so I think it's a legitimate question if this will ever make it to the point of being released.

I just found this thread and it's sad to see this plugin has never made it to the release. I love the idea of NOT having to play like John McClane (Die hard) most of the time.

I played 1.0d for a bit yesterday and I think my BikePatrol mod has become obsolete. You can get the same by the new "follow in vehicle" command now. :)

Young black man to a bum: "Is that fu**ing smell comin' from your pants?"

"Come sit on my knee cherry blossom!"

I have never heard that but "Come sit on my stubble honey". LOL

@Lt Phill Bellic. Makes sense.

I guess most of those phrases are satirical attacks on the low quality food industry, thought out by the developers of this game. ;-)
The phrase
Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.

and

"You will probably not regret it"
are good examples.

A rough guess about base meat: could it mean the meat remains from the slaughterhouse work which usually land in the dumpster?

My personal favorite is the Burger Shot guy who, when you walk in, he yells "WELCOME TO BURGERSHOT, MOTHAF**KAAA". I just loved it.

Yeah that's hilarious

and he has some more when he works at Cluckin' Bell:

"I mean I wouldn't need it but... here ya go"

and

"You must got an iron stomach dawg"

I have a question though. Every now and then I hear the mobile burger stand guy say "almost no base meat". English is not my primary language. So I googled for base meat but I couldn't find anything. Could someone please explain to me what base meat is?

I just heard something hilarious for the first time. So I was hiding from the police and as one of the cops was running past me I heard him say, "Ey, your mom's on the phone".

ROTFLOL

You are very easily offended. Look again, I have taken out that part which offended you about 10 minutes before your reply.

How can this mod went through sufficient testing when you missed a bug that's so easy to find? That's a contradiction because apparently it was insufficient, even more when I look at all the other error reports.

I don't treat you like an idiot but when I see that someone can't do something easy like this right I try to help.

Hi,

Just sit in any car, press Shift+I (call tow truck) and watch what happens.

You can easily fix this by rejecting the call if it's the current player vehicle.

if(ReferenceEquals(_vehicle, Player.Character.CurrentVehicle))
   return;

Happy birthday!

Not all peds runs away screaming when there's something going on.
Every once in a while you can hear girl saying, "Well finally some action in this town!"

Or a man saying, "Wow that's like in the movies yo!"

Hello TheUniT,
first let me apologize for the late reply. I don't know why but I get no notification about a new post in this thread even though I follow it.

- please open the command line in game and enter "runningscripts" (without quotation marks).
A list is being generated. Can you see BikePatrol.net.dll? If not then check the next point.

- Make sure the ScriptHookDotNet.dll is in the same folder as the BikePatrol.net.dll

- You have the PStockade overwritten with the TBOGT police bike? Have you also adapted the vehicles.ide and the handling.dat? My mod cannot spawn a police bike if there is no POLICEB entry in the vehicles.ide.
Note to myself: Display a warning message in case of a failed bike spawning and deactivate the mod.

Not directly related to my mod but out of curiosity: PStockade is used by LCPDFR as one of the transportation vehicles. Have you changed that or do you see a police bike arriving sometimes when you order a prisoner transport? If so, what happens when the criminal tries to enter it?

Random ped to a hobo: "Is that f**kin' smell comin' from your pants?"

I have a question: Every so often I hear something that sounds like "Itching a**hole" but I'm not sure. Could be as well Portuguese or something. Do you know whether that's meant to be English or not?

Hahaha
I have never heard "I used to light girls farts, and smoke them"
When does that occur?
Another one I forgot.
Cop after frisking a ped: "Either you're schizophrenic or these bank cards aren't all yours".

Hi guys,
I'm just in a funny mood and I thought I start this thread. Hopefully I don't violate any forum rules with this as some of the quotes are rather vulgar.

Luis Lopez after getting bumped:
- "Hey you're so ugly you're crackin' the sidewalk!"
- "Have you considered a LOT of plastic surgery?"

Cop on pursuit:
- "Oh sh*t, I gotta run?"
- "Put your dancin' shoes on. We're about to tango, baby!"
- "I'm so bad I kick my own a**!"

Cop after he killed someone: "Call the media. I'm a hero"

Cop arresting a ped: "Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice".

Cop walking by: "You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs in my precinct?"

Fat hooker: "I would do ANYTHING - even with a**holes like you!"

Guy at the phone: "... I don't know but it hurts when I pee"

Hobo while witnessing some action: "You see? Reptilian death rays! Gotta be!"

Car driver while waiting: "Are you f**king j*rk*ng off in there?"

@K9Units:

1. My mods are strictly for a vanilla game. It would be no wise decision to make it dependent on any third party vehicle as I would force users to also download and install that.

2. I am not the creator of this bike. So I think it's very unfair of you to give my mod a low rating because of that!

3. Feel free to overwrite the original police bike with some third party bike. You just need OpenIV for that. Just make sure you a) leave the name at POLICEB in the vehicles.ide and b) that it's a one seat bike.

@K9Units: could you please rephrase your reply in proper English? I have no idea what you are saying. You can also talk German if you can't do any better. I am from Germany myself.

its working now, i had to put it in the regular directory rather than in the scripts folder

Hi echo04,

have you read the guide?

1. Make sure my mod is installed correctly and running. Open the console window and enter "runningscripts" (without quotation marks). You get a list of all script mods currently running. Is BikePatrol.net among them?

2. As initial act you have to be close to your partner for my mod to recognize him. He must be inside a 5 meters radius and in case there is more than one cop inside that area my mod choses the one closest to you.

3. You don't need to spawn a bike for him. If there isn't any free bike around (10 meters radius around him) my mod will spawn one automatically.

NOTE: In-between the development I have tried to make this mod so that you can use any bike. Alas it leads to concurrency issues between LCPDFR and my BikePatrol mod. Whenever there is a passenger seat free, LCPDFR would tell your partner to enter your vehicle as passenger while my mod tells him to get on his bike at the same time. There is currently no way to tell LCPDFR to temporarily release control over the partner. I hope this changes in the future. So I had to let go of this idea and rolled the code back to the initial design which you get with this download.

Hi guys,

this is the place to post all of your feedback and support questions about my >BikePatrol mod.

Regards,

Cyron43

Oh sorry I created this thread in the wrong section. :sad: