The title says it all. I'll start with mine.

I responded to a MVA and there was a injured person. So I called for EMS. They get one scene it takes 5 minutes for the paramedic to figure out how to get around his door. He then pulls out a shotgun (probably because there was a gun fight in the streets). If you thought that was weird he then started to shoot at birds!

Anything to top that? 

1. Got called for a traffic stop backup.
2. Got run over by a random police car chasing someone.
3. *insert Dark Souls death screen*
4. Profit.

Got in a chase with one other cruiser. Suspect then hits cow crossing road. Cow then bounces off 2nd cruiser which was driving in front of me, and lands right before my wheels. I then hit it and flipped, and both the suspect and other cruiser went on without any real damage.

1 minute ago, SuperStumpje said:

Got in a chase with one other cruiser. Suspect then hits cow crossing road. Cow then bounces off 2nd cruiser which was driving in front of me, and lands right before my wheels. I then hit it and flipped, and both the suspect and other cruiser went on without any real damage.

Sounds like an average day on duty to me! :)

This should explain it...

 

1 hour ago, TheDivineHustle said:

This should explain it...

 

*Facepalm

one time i was on the highway arresting someone, then a huge plane crashed. that was a long time ago. today,  i was patrolling the I-don't-know-where, and all of a sudden i heard a small jet flying overhead, and saw it crash also. I don't know why the planes are crashing, but it's not my problem.  Edit: also today a ambulance was also helping someone. i'm not sure why i added this edit.

Edited June 24, 20169 yr by PolicemanFives

2 hours ago, PolicemanFives said:

one time i was on the highway arresting someone, then a huge plane crashed. that was a long time ago. today,  i was patrolling the I-don't-know-where, and all of a sudden i heard a small jet flying overhead, and saw it crash also. I don't know why the planes are crashing, but it's not my problem.  Edit: also today a ambulance was also helping someone. i'm not sure why i added this edit.

 

Oops,  i meant to say the ambulance was helping someone when the plane crashed

They existed