Well as this is the random forum, I was looking at Harper's sig, and I swear it has gone up quite a bit in just the last day.

Also what it brought to mind was a 3am conversation at work last night about turtles. We decided we are going to buy a turtle and give it some crack to see what happens........then pot to mellow it right out, and watch it much out on Lettuce.....but that will never happen in rl, just wondering what it would be like.

what the fuck did I just read?

Took me a while to realise, but yes, I do kill a turtle each time I'm private messaged a question that asks for support on the mod.

It has shot up I agree, this epidemic must be dealt with immediately.

what the fuck did I just read?

haha, thats what happens when your working at 3am in the morning. Weird stuff comes together.

Are you on drugs?

haha, thats what happens when your working at 3am in the morning. Weird stuff comes together.

Man, it's 2:35am now in there, and there's nothing weird in my mind... Except the fact that now I'm playing Train dispatcher simulator while listening pop-punk.

but this is working over night at walmart, people loose their minds there!!!!!

People who work/shop at Walmart have brains?

In all seriousness, you guys should bring an MP3 player with you or something to kill the time.

If you were to kill ants it would be easier and more economical. :yes:

hmmm, kind of wish i didn't read this, you want to feed a turtle crack and give it marijuana? hmm, may i ask what is wrong with you?

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Slimory

I wish I could take a MP3 player on to the floor. I listen to my music during my breaks, but as it is a "Health and Safety" Hazard we are not allowed. We have some fucked up convo's there.

For instance, one time an employee around Christmas time has a bag of icing sugar that was spit and it got all over her, so I made a song about her using the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

"Christina the white nosed coke head,had a very coke white nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it snows.

And all the other coke heads, use to laugh and call her names, They never let poor Christina join in any coke head games.

Then one coked up christmas eve, Ryan came to say, Christina with your nose so white, wont you ride my cock to night.

And all of the other coke heads loved her, and they moaned in Ecstasy Christina the white nosed coke head, your going to have his son!"

yea.......lol I still sing that and it pisses her off that I remember!!

hmmm, kind of wish i didn't read this, you want to feed a turtle crack and give it marijuana? hmm, may i ask what is wrong with you?

Like I've stated before, this is what happens when tiredness/boredom kick in at work. The actual coming of this song, as explained in this post gives you the back story, the other night i said she looked like a turtle, then the whole cokehead and turtle combined, and I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen to a turtle on crack, then to see it mellowed out on weed, and chewing on a leaf of lettuce.

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Faracus

I can see why it would piss her off lol i sang that song in my head just now :P good one! +1

Wuuuuuut?

Hey if your into animal cruelty that's your business... as for your friend being a cock head or coke head that's her business LOL

i'm finding this whole conv very freaking funny lol

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by K-9 Police 11

I'm glad everyone is getting a kick out of this, I imagined getting a lot of down votes from animal lovers haha.

Well like i said, if you want to feed a turtle crack, then that's your business, just don't be surprised if it dies on you and be like "WTF Y DEEEED ITT DY ON MEH I ONLY GEEVED IT ALIL CRACK" doubt you will make it to the weed part though lol

Edited March 5, 201214 yr by Slimory

haha, well I was thinking of only like a small amount, don't wana OD the thing.

well i wasn't talking bout mistreating the turtle part