So today I was sitting at the computer like always and I shit you not a nuclear bomb went off at my neighbors house even after it launch me a few hundred feet in the air I manage to get a picture:

 

 

Crazy right? Have you guys ever had this happen? Should I call the cops or something?

 

BTW its my birthday :D

 

 

Edited January 28, 201412 yr by Darkangel

Quick call the army or something! Get to the LCPDFR Safety Vault! Now!

 

BRING THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!

Edited January 28, 201412 yr by UrbaneDegree18

You fuss about the guy posting about his modem catching on fire. Then you post this non-sense.......

Yes I had this happen yesterday.

What I did is hide under a desk. That fixed it.

Yes I had this happen yesterday.

What I did is hide under a desk. That fixed it.

 

I tried turning it off and on again but that only gave me a 3rd degree burn 

You fuss about the guy posting about his modem catching on fire. Then you post this non-sense.......

 

Lol learn to take a joke.

Why?

EDIT: Didn't want the NSA Bot on my back

Edited January 28, 201412 yr by UrbaneDegree18

Or you could, you know, just *not* troll?

Why?

 

IDK ask the nuclear bomb why...

Or you could, you know, just *not* troll?

 

Please i'm not going to be desperate and post its my birthday on a entire forum topic mind as well put a little laugh in it.

Why are people making these troll posts because I bomb didn't go off obviously. 

Why are people making these troll posts because I bomb didn't go off obviously. 

 

Really? I never would of guess a nuclear bomb went off right next to my house and I some how survived to post about it online its fake. Nah that's nonsense. Read the last line of text.

I happens ALL the damn time next door, we've asked them to kindly stop testing nuclear bombs every other day, but NOOOOOOOOOO, "We're the North Koreans, we need to" is their excuse.

 

It's a bloody loud too, I was sleeping the other night when all our windows shattered from the shock-wave. We tried calling the police, but nuclear weapons aren't included in the public order act.

Our cats has, unfortunately, developed a second head, they now meow twice as much which isn't nice.

 

 

We tried selling the place, someone calling himself Charles Irwin Andrews and his wife Nancy Sarah Andrews was very keen on buying it. At least until they saw the home condition survey...

They don't tell you about the damage radioactive downfall does to your insulation.... It'll cost a FORTUNE to repair!

 

It's a dreadful experience, they mostly keep to themselves, however they do have some Asian friends around for dinner every now and then. Bloody vandals.

Last time it happened to me, was back in '08! Survived by hiding in my refrig. I think I have a video of it here somewhere.....

 

AH here we go: 

I happens ALL the damn time next door, we've asked them to kindly stop testing nuclear bombs every other day, but NOOOOOOOOOO, "We're the North Koreans, we need to" is their excuse.

 

It's a bloody loud too, I was sleeping the other night when all our windows shattered from the shock-wave. We tried calling the police, but nuclear weapons aren't included in the public order act.

Our cats has, unfortunately, developed a second head, they now meow twice as much which isn't nice.

 

 

We tried selling the place, someone calling himself Charles Irwin Andrews and his wife Nancy Sarah Andrews was very keen on buying it. At least until they saw the home condition survey...

They don't tell you about the damage radioactive downfall does to your insulation.... It'll cost a FORTUNE to repair!

 

It's a dreadful experience, they mostly keep to themselves, however they do have some Asian friends around for dinner every now and then. Bloody vandals.

 

Finally someone that knows my pain! Know what is the biggest pain in the butt? is that entire "You can't go outside for the next 200 years" crap. God I just want to go play with the giant ants and robbots... 

Really? I never would of guess a nuclear bomb went off right next to my house and I some how survived to post about it online its fake. Nah that's nonsense. Read the last line of text.

Saw that but still.

This thread doesn't contribute particularly less to the forum than all the other birthday threads that pop up every now and then.

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Edited January 28, 201412 yr by Hastings

Great now the NSA will be interviewing all of us tommorow but they gona need a warrent first ha ha ha!!! 

Whats the point in the post....