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Oops, forgot pretending that you can stand the people who you are doing the above with, followed by singing Auld Lang Syne with said un‐standables.

And there we have it. 2014 is off to a 1337 start! …And end. I must never post again.

To not make one. I'm doing well so far. Err, wait…didn't I just fail…? Or succeed…? Or—Oh screw it!

Happy celebration of a new calendar! Enjoy the night of getting drunk, letting off bombs and pretending that you will change something about your life. :rolleyes:

Aww, and I had the gif ready for us and everything! Thanks guys!

Now we are seeing timers? Take a stronger dose of the drugs you received in the mail.

Steam's throttling is worse than Virgin Media's. I pay for 120MB/s, Steam topped out at 15, during the fun times it barely hit 1MB. ~70MB/s is the fastest real speed I have observed. Love the "routine maintenance" message they put up. Just like removing a railway spike from you is "routine surgery".

Wait, this topic had a point!? Since when? It now is the Skyrim geekout topic. *hides copy* :whistling:

Sam loves this game! Everyone invite him to play whenever he is online! He'll say he doesn't, but he does. Just be persistent. He loves it more than anything.

Spoil sport says no. I say boooooo!

I did not ask anyone for anything this year, so now I will not be disappointed when I get nothing. The least I could get is some damn snow! And not snow by British definition, fucking pussies, a tiny bit of sleet and slush and all of a sudden the news channels are going ape shit, people claiming it's the worst blizzard in years. [End Festive Rant]

Food and housing, or games, food and housing, or games? Screw you Steam!

Now you guys are saying the stats system is down!? It works just fine! Stop making stuff up already!

Needs more Christmas.

Meh. It's just Debian Wheezy with Steam for Linux pre-installed and the font-size set to "I forgot my brick thick glasses". It does have the proprietary Nvidia drivers pre-installed, which will greatly help Linux newcomers. But for fuck's sake, Valve, if you won't let the user chose a language during easy install, at least let them chose a keyboard layout!

Don't tell people to stay away from me! That is for them to figure out after spending ten seconds near me.

If Steam did not decide to try to hold my computer hostage, forcing me to pull the plug, followed by ShitDows reverting to the wrong screen bug, then I would have posted by now for your hourly fix of posts by mentally deranged people surrounded by winter décor and snow.

I'm wondering who got a hold of the photo of Sam for the company calendar! I did not know anyone knew his real identity.

Good news! I got my hands on an AN602 hydrogen bomb. If any swimsuit photos ever surface I will vaporise them for the good of humanity.

Please, God, don't let them make a swimsuit edition!

And the worlds most tedious Christmas lights award goes to ...

Works pretty well.Moɹʞs dɹǝʇʇʎ ʍǝll˙

Sam got me under the mistletoe, it was a horrifying experience! Can you guys please chip in for the cost of a therapist? Development Team 1337 posts LocationAwaiting Therapy ROOT ADMINISTRATOR

24 days? Oh, we're airing a season of 24 for the company movie night. Where are you getting this "24 days" though?