What do you consider to be short? 

​Well im 6'5 so probably anything below 5'10-5'11. Makes me feel too tall.

omg i have so many...

1. i hate the noise that shampoo or ketchup bottles make when they are almost empty and ya gotta squeeze em :/

2. i don't like McDonalds straws. they are too fat and when ya try to suck through them you almost pass out :(

3. i don't like the noise that two forks make when they are stuck together by their fingers :P HAHA

4. when people who know i hate onions tell me "you won't even taste em"..that is a lie. plus they have those little lines on em :(

"Non-car" people claiming their favorite car to be a Bugatti Veyron 

When you can't suck the milkshake through a skinny straw

Selfie Sticks

Trying to get all the toothpaste out of the container

People who have egos

My biggest pet peeve ever is that stupid fucking straws at Panda Express. Like seriously? I get a large cup, and this straw that's thinner than a pencil, not to mention when fully inserted into the cup, only sticks out of the lid about a centimeter....

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS AND GET ALL OF THE LIQUID OUT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Other ones:

-Cruising in the left lane... There's three lanes on the I-5 interstate, GET OVER!

-People that try to race me off the line at a red light only to get in front of me and slam on their brakes to make a turn

-People who purposefully take 20+ items through the 12 items or less express lane.... Yea you, you know you're and asshole. 

-Screaming kids in a nice restaurant... I'm not talking about like Olive Garden, but if I'm paying $50+ for a meal, make your kid stop wailing. 

-People who follow me at 100+ mph down back roads, to pull up next to me in the on-coming lane and tell me to slow down. 

-People who tell me that they love the product that I'm selling, and they would buy it if they had the money, and then drive across the parking lot to go to McDonald's...

-Hipsters.... I can't tell if you people are homeless or not... Also, if you are not homeless, you could at least shower daily so you don't smell like them too.

-Liberals... Guns are bad, cops are bad, freedom, blah blah blah... Do you morons realize that guns and cops are what keep you free?

-People who ask a question they already know the answer to. If you know the answer, then don't ask the question you dick...

-People who are mean and rude for no reason at all, just because I say "Hi, how are you today?" doesn't mean I want you to buy my product, I was just asking a simple question. "Fuck off asshole." is not an appropriate response, unless we are on a New York subway platform. 

-Selfies, Duck face selfies, twitter, facebook, instagram, tumblr, google+, and so on. These will be the downfall of our society. I DO NOT care what you had for lunch, where you are, who you are dating, or anything else. Don't tag me, don't talk to me. I DO NOT CARE!!!!

-Blaring car stereos at red lights... Turn off the 2 Chains or roll your windows up. 

-Giant spinning rims on classic cars. Saw a '67 Challenger the other day on 30" spinners... Do I need to say more?

I will leave it at that for now...

 

My biggest pet peeve ever is that stupid fucking straws at Panda Express. Like seriously? I get a large cup, and this straw that's thinner than a pencil, not to mention when fully inserted into the cup, only sticks out of the lid about a centimeter....

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS AND GET ALL OF THE LIQUID OUT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Other ones:

-Cruising in the left lane... There's three lanes on the I-5 interstate, GET OVER!

-People that try to race me off the line at a red light only to get in front of me and slam on their brakes to make a turn

-People who purposefully take 20+ items through the 12 items or less express lane.... Yea you, you know you're and asshole. 

-Screaming kids in a nice restaurant... I'm not talking about like Olive Garden, but if I'm paying $50+ for a meal, make your kid stop wailing. 

-People who follow me at 100+ mph down back roads, to pull up next to me in the on-coming lane and tell me to slow down. 

-People who tell me that they love the product that I'm selling, and they would buy it if they had the money, and then drive across the parking lot to go to McDonald's...

-Hipsters.... I can't tell if you people are homeless or not... Also, if you are not homeless, you could at least shower daily so you don't smell like them too.

-Liberals... Guns are bad, cops are bad, freedom, blah blah blah... Do you morons realize that guns and cops are what keep you free?

-People who ask a question they already know the answer to. If you know the answer, then don't ask the question you dick...

-People who are mean and rude for no reason at all, just because I say "Hi, how are you today?" doesn't mean I want you to buy my product, I was just asking a simple question. "Fuck off asshole." is not an appropriate response, unless we are on a New York subway platform. 

-Selfies, Duck face selfies, twitter, facebook, instagram, tumblr, google+, and so on. These will be the downfall of our society. I DO NOT care what you had for lunch, where you are, who you are dating, or anything else. Don't tag me, don't talk to me. I DO NOT CARE!!!!

-Blaring car stereos at red lights... Turn off the 2 Chains or roll your windows up. 

-Giant spinning rims on classic cars. Saw a '67 Challenger the other day on 30" spinners... Do I need to say more?

I will leave it at that for now...

 

​Nailed it, LOL.