http://kotaku.com/xbox-fight-leads-man-to-bite-penis-like-a-sandwich-1449826094?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow i dont even know how to explain this one all i can say is that i cant stop laughing 

What in the world did i just read? o.O In all my years of gaming i have NEVER heard of this happening.

what the...... 

 

Well, next time I get told to turn down the volume I sure as hell am going to 

Lovely..... 

Im not even going to go on that link.

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Well, I shouldn't have clicked on that. /: 

 

Well, I shouldn't have clicked on that. /: 

I second that... 

What in the world did i just read? o.O In all my years of gaming i have NEVER heard of this happening.

same here

I second that... 

I am gonna watch some anime to get my mind off it c:

I am gonna watch some anime to get my mind off it c:

good idea thats what i did i watched angel beats it worked

good idea thats what i did i watched angel beats it worked

I used sakurasou-no-pet-na-kanojo. Good show. 

I used sakurasou-no-pet-na-kanojo. Good show. 

im going to have to look that up later is it dubbed or subbed?

im going to have to look that up later is it dubbed or subbed?

Subbed. Still good though, first few episodes look like they have no plot, but it gets better :)

 

Anyway back on topic.

What the actual fuck...

For those scared to click the link

 

 

Sometimes, you look at British newspaper stories about video games and shake your head. And then there are days like this.1P

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I have no clue if this is from a British newspaper, but this paragraph along with the "no shit" comment in the third paragraph reminded me of this:

 

 

 

 

The Metro reports that Jason Martin, 41, from Dover, has been jailed for seven years after chomping on a man's junk following a video game dispute earlier this year.P

A former (no shit) friend of Martin's had asked him to turn the volume down on his Xbox while playing. A disagreement soon flared up, leading Martin to bite down on the man's junk - through his pyjamas - ‘like a sandwich’. The victim needed stitches. P

Oh, and in case that's not painting a vivid enough picture, Martin only has two teeth.2P

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Way to set back that British sterotype by a hundred years Martin!

 

 

 

 

The sentencing judge said of Martin's assault "These were horrendous injuries but you have shown not one flicker of remorse."P

"I have no doubt that when you lost your temper you were determined to inflict as much pain and injury as possible."P

"You also set out to humiliate him by taking hold of his junk and testicles and gnawing at them."P

Oh, so he gnawed at the man's testicles as well? I'm not going to sleep for a week.

Edited October 22, 201312 yr by K-9 police 9

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