I WISH THIS WAS IN LOS SANTOS! IF YOU KILL A GUY THE AMBULANCE COMES IN 8 SEC!!!

I WISH THIS WAS IN LOS SANTOS! IF YOU KILL A GUY THE AMBULANCE COMES IN 8 SEC!!!

Listen bud im not gonna make it i just wanted to say thank you for being my friend *passes out*

Listen bud im not gonna make it i just wanted to say thank you for being my friend *passes out*

NO! NOO!! I'TS... I'TS IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! *Reloading the Desert Eagle* *Fires a round in my head*

NO! NOO!! I'TS... I'TS IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! *Reloading the Desert Eagle* *Fires a round in my head*

*wakes up* NOOOOOOOOOOOO this can't be *paramedics arrive and take us both to the hospital* 

Wow. This thread is going ******* nuts. *** **** i'm leaving.

Wow. This thread is going ******* nuts. *** **** i'm leaving.

 

What, *****? Don't ******* leave. Get your ******* *** back the **** in here. *******.

I agree, this thread has gone out of control (well, kinda)

*wakes up* NOOOOOOOOOOOO this can't be *paramedics arrive and take us both to the hospital* 

Ughh.... Wait... WE ARE MADNESS, gamerdanger99 & Officer Vic™! Contact us for our services and our delightful weirdness.

Ughh.... Wait... WE ARE MADNESS, gamerdanger99 & Officer Vic™! Contact us for our services and our delightful weirdness.

Thats right folks if you want a thread of weirdness contact me or officer vic. It will cost you guys 100 dollars or 100 pounds have a great day 

• "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -fifty- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
• "You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [bUZZER]"
• "Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [bUZZER]"
• "Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
• "There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."
• "This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [bUZZER]"
• "You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"
• " Good. Now please return to your bed."

What, *****? Don't ******* leave. Get your ******* *** back the **** in here. *******.

See, I know what I wrote, but it got bleeped out... What in the **** did you write? 

See, I know what I wrote, but it got bleeped out... What in the **** did you write? 

Wait, why the ****do they bleep the ******* posts!?

Wait, why the ****do they bleep the ******* posts!?

Close. Maybe the site just hates mine. See, you forgot a space in between your first " * " and " do " so I know you faked that one. But when it comes to ******* bleeping out my ************* text, the site seems to do so in a ******* vigilant manor.

Close. Maybe the site just hates mine. See, you forgot a space in between your first " * " and " do " so I know you faked that one. But when it comes to ******* bleeping out my ************* text, the site seems to do so in a ******* vigilant manor.

 

I faked all of mine.

 

Let's see: Fuck

 

Nope.

Edited December 31, 201312 yr by willpv23

Close. Maybe the site just hates mine. See, you forgot a space in between your first " * " and " do " so I know you faked that one. But when it comes to ******* bleeping out my ************* text, the site seems to do so in a ******* vigilant manor.

**** no i ain't faked a ******** **** so shut the **** up. ***** ******* *** ***** ****** ***** *********! Goddamn ********* to spell- ******* -check.

**** no i ain't faked a ******** **** so shut the **** up. ***** ******* *** ***** ****** ***** *********! Goddamn ********* to spell- ******* -check.

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE **** I AM ****** TIRED OF YOUR **** YOU BETTER STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR ******* HEAD OFF

Oh for **** sake what have I ******* done now. ****! 

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE **** I AM ****** TIRED OF YOUR **** YOU BETTER STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR ******* HEAD OFF

YOU TALKING TO ME? IF SO, SHUT THE **** UP! YOU AIN'T MY ******** BOSS! I WILL NOT TAKE ANY ******* ORDERS FROM YOU!

 

As stated before, contact Me or Gamerdanger99 for a messed up topic.

Ahhhh, remember the giraffe?

 

YOU TALKING TO ME? IF SO, SHUT THE **** UP! YOU AIN'T MY ******** BOSS! I WILL NOT TAKE ANY ******* ORDERS FROM YOU!

 

As stated before, contact Me or Gamerdanger99 for a messed up topic.

I DONT THINK I REPLIED TO ANYONE ELSE NAMED OFFICER VIC 

Ahhhh, remember the giraffe?

 

Ill take care of that *pulls out a hunting rifle and shoots giraffe* problem solved 

I'll take care of that *pulls out a hunting rifle and shoots giraffe* problem solved 

 

My giraffe!!!