Counting down to 8pm my time.    I'll get tomorrow night and all day Sunday to play around with it. Whatever "it" is... 

Mongolia is a proud independent nation. It is not to be simply played around with.

Mongolia is a proud independent nation. It is not to be simply played around with.

 

yea with out them we wouldn't have the hu hot Mongolian grill!!!!  (that's a restaurant for those that don't know)

I had Genghis grill tonight. Is that good enough or should it have been the mongolian grill?

 

I had Genghis grill tonight. Is that good enough or should it have been the mongolian grill?

Herecy! 

 

Did ya'll know that Ulfric Stormcloak used "the voice" to murder the Skyrim Highking? 

Okay Guys, 

 

what will happen in one day? Is it possible that they´ll release LCPDFR 1.0  ...??? That would be sooo awesome!!! Only 16 hours left^^. 

2 hours and 10 minutes in my part of the world! :)

Well actually, being from New Zealand doesn't actually mean that time moves faster for you, it's approx 15 hours 40 minutes away from the time of this post for everyone.  

Well actually, being from New Zealand doesn't actually mean that time moves faster for you, it's approx 15 hours 40 minutes away from the time of this post for everyone.  

 

Time...well it does move fatser when you are playing rugby against the Wallabies! LOL  ...Just dont talk about the League!!!

 

Herecy! 

 

Did ya'll know that Ulfric Stormcloak used "the voice" to murder the Skyrim Highking? 

 

How funny. So he too is the DragonBorn... Makes me question everything that all these people have been telling me throughout the story line.

How funny. So he too is the DragonBorn... Makes me question everything that all these people have been telling me throughout the story line.

There's actually several Dragonborn, it's "just" a title. It is rare for more than one to appear within an era. They can belong to any race or gender, since the Dragon blood is a "gift" bestowed to certain mortals favoured by Akatosh. Some Dragonborn individuals (the player, for example) have knowledge of the Thu'um, and can consume a slain Dragon's soul and absorb its knowledge, allowing them to learn Words of Power quickly. 

 

Read moar (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonborn_(Lore)). 

What did i miss when i sleept for ten hours?!

Edited December 28, 201312 yr by Officer Vic

There's actually several Dragonborn, it's "just" a title. It is rare for more than one to appear within an era. They can belong to any race or gender, since the Dragon blood is a "gift" bestowed to certain mortals favoured by Akatosh. Some Dragonborn individuals (the player, for example) have knowledge of the Thu'um, and can consume a slain Dragon's soul and absorb its knowledge, allowing them to learn Words of Power quickly. 

 

Read moar (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonborn_(Lore)). 

 

O.O I get wayyy too caught up in the action. I skip a lot of the dialogue. I should probably stop. But I have such a good ENB that I just focus on the graphics :/

O.O I get wayyy too caught up in the action. I skip a lot of the dialogue. I should probably stop. But I have such a good ENB that I just focus on the graphics :/

Well, you have the best of two worlds then. Good graphics and an intriguing lore. I highly recommend you read up on the lore, and take your time and listen to dialogue and reading books. Oblivion had some great moments in books (Lusty Argonian Maid, for example... oh jesus). 

Well, you have the best of two worlds then. Good graphics and an intriguing lore. I highly recommend you read up on the lore, and take your time and listen to dialogue and reading books. Oblivion had some great moments in books (Lusty Argonian Maid, for example... oh jesus). 

 

Was that like the 50 Shades of Grey for Oblivion?? My naughty mod for Skyrim beefs up the women, makes them sort... Curvacious. MMMMMM

It pretty much was..It was in Skyrim too actually.

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

 

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto

Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act VII, Scene II

Edited December 28, 201312 yr by ineseri

It pretty much was..It was in Skyrim too actually.

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

 

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto

Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act VII, Scene II

 

Oh my... Electronic erotica.. Polish my spear was hilarious. Lmao

Expect more of that when the countdown is over! It's for the next Elder Scrolls game!

Expect LCPDFR 1.0 to be released at about 2:00PM NZST.

Yes! I knew it! I didn't wanna say anything but I looked in the HTML and found a note that said " To the coolest person in the world who found this, the countdown is for Elder Scrolls Online. Shhhh." Totally real.

Yes! I knew it! I didn't wanna say anything but I looked in the HTML and found a note that said " To the coolest person in the world who found this, the countdown is for Elder Scrolls Online. Shhhh." Totally real.

You have to be shitting me right?