WARNING SOME PEOPLE MAY BE SENSITIVE TO THE SUBJECT MATTER BELLOW READ AT YOU OWN DISCRETION!!!!

 

Please note that this was created at 2:30 am by myself and my friend we mean no disrespect in anyway to any this was purely because we got bored... also forgive us for bad spelling it was 2:30am

 

  once upon a time, in 1996 or some shit when a guy named logan was born, They held that cute lil' bundle of great holy-ness, raised him up lion king style and then proceeded to quote " HE SHALL BE THE ONE! " , more like they held him up lion king style and!!!!!!!! dropped him down the stairs and proceeded to quote "better luck next time",  to the other baby that was born shortly after he was born too late. I am teh chosen one. chosen to be stalked by NSA, CIA, Homeland, FBI, ATF, USCBP, USBP, Secret service, your mom,  and what ever else i forgot. Because they were the axis of evil who's no.1 priority was to eliminate me, but they cannot! For the prophecy wouldn't allow it because this young son of a thousand gods was born to be king of the world who will reign in peace under a new world order!no more borders, greed, and hatred only peace and love. until one fucked up canadian bastard discovers the eldest of technologies, and proceeds to mass produce the very doom that will consume the planet and onece and for all crush the chosen one and change the face of the earth as we know it. Creating klans of klu klux and some sort of dark skined monster that will runs fast and starve to death before the age of 15. 

 

Thus showing the world that without conflict there can not be change and society cannot move forwards with the development of new drugs and alcohol to abuse and sell on the newly created silver market where some sort of 5th-world economy will build to the point of creating a mass of 50,000,000 men and women to fight for the darkness that will rule the universe one planet at a time. 

 

One day the chosen one will rise again, to destroy those that are evil. The people will always remember the noble fight that the chosen warrior had fought and they will not take his noble deed in vain for he had died for them, for humanity. And the power that was taken from the people will return to the people. Those who are his followers will live on in a secret organisation and when the time is right bring again his glory. holy-ness, and love to the people of the universe and they will fight for peace and slay the evil powers once and for all.When they are done fighting the secrets of the world will be revealed and we will live on forever in peace and love with no evil or hatred to be seen ever again because it no longer exists. They had eliminated the source of all evil in their fights.The world is finally and peace and none can change that. NO ONE!

 

A thousand years pass after the great battle of mumbojumbo, all is well peace, love, weird sex in the truck stop bathroom. But one day a boy not yet old enough to know his own fathers name comes falling out of the sky like the prophets 6 billion years before had predicted, he come bearing gifts from the heavens food as far as the eye can see riches like no other and the promises of new technologies that will aid the people of earth to continue their free exchange and all giving beliefs, the boy is never seen or heard from again. yet another thousand years pass and the people have become dependent of these machines, they can no longer preform the simplest of tasks of hygiene nor feed themselves, one day the boy returns to earth now old enough to see what his gift have done to the once great population. He is frightened by the sight of the greatest population to ever have walked the earth, become so weak that they can't even remove the dirt from their noses, the great being from other worlds sets out to find a solution, to bring back the once great planet to it's former glory. after hundreds of years the being makes a discovery he creates more of these machines to clean up the population, the machines programmed to create the perfect system being to slaughter the population that once was to create new inhabitants for the planet that was once called earth, what this man did not know was that his creations the machines would continue to slaughter the man, women and children that come to earth and no matter what he does he cannot stop them. Two thousand years later only isolated pockets of of human like beast live in fear of what is to come, no one left to fight their battle the beast begin to rebel fighting wave after wave of machine only to find them selves out numbered and out gunned buy the ungodly creation little by little the resistance fades t'ill there is nothing left for the machines to fight and the once great planet fall for the last time to the machines. 

                        

 

THE END

 

 

If you liked this or it made you think wtf is wrong with people these days feel free to +1

Edited August 15, 201312 yr by bonehead

Strange.

Very Strange and weird story

The Random section just keeps getting weirder and weirder... o.O

Wtf did I just read?

Seriously there needs to be a filter for this kind of stuff. This is just too random for the random section. 

And that my friends is the affects of heroin. ;)

lol

 

i would comment on this but i would probably violate the community guidelines..so ill just say stupid

Haha can't believe I just read the whole thing.

da faq was that 

 

 

your sick / messed up

Edited August 15, 201312 yr by K-9 police 9

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

rofl

i would comment on this but i would probably violate the community guidelines..so ill just say stupid

pm me i wanna know now lol

Man, after reading this I'm going to cringe every time someone makes a new thread in the Random section. This section at least used to be sensible.

Man, after reading this I'm going to cringe every time someone makes a new thread in the Random section.

This section at least used to be sensible.

 

I just set the new bar for "WTF did i just read"

i'm dumbfounded. 

10/10.

"Story created by me and a friend (it's a bit weird)'

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest understatement ever told. 

My thoughts:

 

Room for improvement.

My thoughts:

 

Room for improvement.

no argument there

"Story created by me and a friend (it's a bit weird)'

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest understatement ever told. 

 

You know you loved it Mike ;P