Gizoogle

July 31, 201312 yr

Hey guys,

I've found this site on the internet and I can't stop laughing. It's called gizoogle.net It's basicly a translator from English to Gangsta. You can translate the entire websites too! Here is an example (from About LCPDFR) Warning, contains strong language:

Bout LCPDFR

LCDPFR History & Bout
Bout LCPDFR
Da LCPD First Response (LCPDFR) Mod, be a modification fo' tha PC version of Grand Theft Auto IV (and Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City). LCPDFR turns tha entire concept of GTA titlez upside down, n' puts tha playa on tha other side of tha thin blue line - arrestin crooks, not hittin dat shizzle fo' em.

Put simply, LCPDFR buildz upon tha core gameplay of GTA IV ta offer a whole bunch of freshly smoked up features, like fuckin tha mobilitizzle ta arrest, detain or search mah playas, as well as tha mobilitizzle ta pull over hoopties, git tha fuck into high speed chases n' respond ta calls.
It was pimped by Sam up in August 2009, originally posted on GTAForums.

History of LCPDFR
At tha beginnin of July 2009, I came up wit tha idea of filmin some sort of COPS TV sheezy steez series set up in Liberty Citizzle n' recorded up in GTA IV. Obviously, dis turned up ta be no easy as fuck task wit a lack of tools available ta do anythang other than blast up a funky-ass bunch of bad hoes. Never tha less, rockin tha default Vigilante five-o computer missions n' tha Player Selector mod, I would chizzle model ta tha five-o one, spawn a cold-ass lil cop bodyguard n' respond ta tha calls. This did, however, git a lil bit too repetitive, unrealistic n' borin fo' me ta make any real seriez of it as every last muthafuckin vizzle was basically just a 'drive here, bust a cap up in dis guy' sort of set up fo' realz. After searchin fo' a gangbangin' few mo' modz ta try ta muthafuckin help wit tha filmin n' provide mo' variety, I stumbled across tha .Net Scripthook fo' GTA IV by HazardX. I took a quick peep a shitload of tha example scripts, n' rockin mah straight-up limited, school taught knowledge of VB.net, fuckin started bustin some simple chizzlez fo' realz. After a gangbangin' few minutez of playin around wit tha Scripthook, I managed ta cook up some fuckin straight-up simple thingz of mah own like fuckin a keybind(ALT +B) ta booty-call fo' backup. This was somethang which was straight-up crucial ta tha entire series as without any method of attainin backup, things was just even mo' repetitizzle n' unrealistic. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, rockin some rather simple n' buggy code, I just pimped a five-o car, put 2 cops inside it, n' had it drive ta mah location. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This was, I guess, what tha fuck motivated mah crazy ass ta keep on pimpin dis simple filmin script. Callin up in backup was now done, n' I could simply press a key n' gots a cold-ass lil hoopty respond, rather than havin ta dial 911 which was much, much better. Lookin at what tha fuck I had done wit tha backup key, I then added another keybind, ALT + P, which set mah model ta be tha cop one, gave me a glock n' spawned a five-o hoopty fo' mah dirty ass.

This process of realisin tha potential of scriptin up in GTA IV continued ta reiterate, wit me discoverin somethang else, n' addin it in, like fuckin tha ALT + H keybind, which at first was merely a way of bustin tha playa n' tha closest ped synchronise tha cuffin animation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. After another couple days, I had added like a gangbangin' few things tha fuck into tha mod, includin frisking, arresting, helicopter backup (which was largely taken from a open source trainer), n' normal backup. I had a quick peep GTAForums again, n' I saw dat there was a actizzle rap goin on, up in a taxi mod thread, bout how tha fuck def a five-o mod fo' tha game would be. I suppose dis is what tha fuck inspired LCPDFR, as bein a cold-ass lil cop up in a GTA game is somethang dat I had always wanted ta do, so I went bout addin up in a gangbangin' few mo' things ta tha script I had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A few minutes afta this, on August 5th 2009, LCPDFR was born.