Candy Cane Baton

Police brutality just got a lot sweeter

Yes for this Christmas you can finally beat a suspect with a cane of sugar, corn syrup and synthetic colour! This night stick
is the perfect way to remain jolly while beating resisting individuals into compliance. As they say there is nothing that can
disperse a protest quicker than the holiday spirit and extreme violence.

Warning: Prolonged use of this night stick on diabetic suspects may lead to deep breathing, decreased level of consciousness and even
death