Secretary of War Simulator: Operation Southern Spear 2.0.0

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Secretary of War Simulator: Operation Southern Spear is a wave-based combat mod that puts you in command of helicopter strike operations against narco-terrorist vessels.

What Is This?

This is a satirical action mod inspired by recent political memes and headlines. It's meant to be funny, over-the-top, and entertaining - nothing more, nothing less. If you're easily offended by video game humor or political satire, this probably isn't for you. Save us both time and skip it.

Core Features

Combat System:

Wave-based gameplay with progressive difficulty
Multiple helicopter options (Hunter, Buzzard, Savage, Annihilator)
AI-controlled hostile boats with evasive maneuvers
Explosive combat with fire effects
Red-blipped enemy targets with drug cargo visualization

Customization:

5 spawn locations (Beach, Airport, Sandy Shores, Fort Zancudo, Random)
Fully configurable INI file (boat count, waves, difficulty)
Optional military radio chatter (bring your own WAV files)
Adjustable mission parameters

Immersion:

Professional mission briefings
Color-coded HUD with real-time stats
Performance ratings (kills per minute)
Career statistics tracking
Military-style notifications

Installation

Super Easy - Everything is Pre-Organized:

Extract the ZIP file
Drag the lspdfr and plugins folders into your GTA V root directory
Drag all .dll files into your GTA V root directory
Launch through RagePluginHook
Press F6 to start a mission

That's it! The folder structure is already set up - audio folder, config file, everything.

Quick Config

Edit Plugins/NarcoBoatsRPH.ini to customize:

MissionHotkey - Change activation key (default F6)
StartingBoatCount - Boats in first wave (1-15)
HelicopterModel - Hunter/Buzzard/Savage/Annihilator
SpawnLocation - Beach/Airport/Sandy/Fort/Random
MaxWaves - How many waves to complete mission
EnableAudio - Toggle radio chatter on/off

Gameplay

Press F6 (or your hotkey) to deploy. You'll spawn in your chosen helicopter with hostile boats marked as red blips. Destroy all boats in each wave to progress. Complete all waves to finish the operation. Get rated on your performance (kills per minute).

Pro Tips:

Hunter helicopter is best (homing missiles + explosive cannon)
Boats spawn close to your starting location automatically
They'll try to evade - lead your shots
Radio chatter plays on boat destruction (optional feature)

Optional: Radio Chatter

Drop WAV files into lspdfr\audio\scanner\NarcoBoats\ for immersive military comms. Use ElevenLabs, Audacity, or any audio tool. Files play randomly when you destroy boats.

First Mod Disclaimer

This is my first GTA V mod, so cut me some slack. I'm sure there are bugs I haven't found yet. If you run into issues, check the README for troubleshooting or post details in the comments. Constructive feedback is welcome - complaints about your hurt feelings are not.

Known Issues / Limitations

Drug props may not spawn if you're too far from boats (performance optimization)
Requires RagePluginHook and NAudio (included)

Final Notes

This is a joke mod made for entertainment. It's not a political statement, not serious commentary, just a silly GTA V mission inspired by memes. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine - just move on. Life's too short to get mad about video game mods.

If you enjoy it, great! If you find bugs, let me know. If you're offended, I genuinely don't care - go play something else.

Have fun blowing up narco boats, Mr. Secretary! 🚁💥

Version: 2.0
Author: TheTechSupportDude (Daniel)
Built With: C#, RagePluginHook, NAudio

This mod is not affiliated with any real organizations, political figures, or government agencies. It's a parody for entertainment purposes only.

🔗 GitHub Repository: https://github.com/ScriptedByAI/NarcoBoatsRPH
View the source code, report issues, or contribute improvements!

Demo Video:
Demo Video
https://youtu.be/oSrbOgsnCNk?si=0HYGAnPT312ne10A

Edited January 12Jan 12 by TheTechSupportDude
Added Demo Video YouTube Link

What's New in Version 2.0.0

Released December 29, 2025Dec 29

# 🚁 Version 2.0 - "The Political Reckoning Update" is HERE!

Thank you to everyone who downloaded and enjoyed v1.0! With **3,500+ views**, **150+ downloads**, and **A 5-Star Rating** the response has been incredible. Now it's time to take things to the next level with **Version 2.0**!

## 🎯 What's New

### Escalating Political Consequences
Your military actions now have **real political fallout**:
- First boat: Mission success!
- Second boat: Congressional hearing scheduled 📋
- Third boat: **#WarCriminal trending #1 on X (formerly Twitter)** 📱
- Keep going: Impeachment resolutions, UN Security Council sessions, Special Prosecutors... it gets wild! 😅

### Media Spin System
Experience **both sides** of the news coverage:
- **Liberal outlets** (CNN, MSNOW, NPR): "Breaking: Secretary's reckless actions raise impeachment questions"
- **Conservative outlets** (Fox News, Newsmax, OANN): "WINNING: This is what strong leadership looks like"

Every boat you destroy has a 30% chance to trigger hilarious media reactions!

### Bureaucracy Humor
Navigate the absurdity of military bureaucracy with gems like:
- 💰 Pentagon: *"Sir, you just used $4 million in missiles on a $50,000 boat. The CFO would like a word."*
- 📄 State Department: *"Target approval requires 6-8 weeks for diplomatic review. Please submit Form DS-4207 in triplicate."*
- 🤔 Budget Committee: *"Have you considered... just asking them nicely to stop?"*

### Progressive Victory Audio Featuring President Donald J. Trump
Celebrate your wins with **escalating intensity**:
- Wave 1 = Short victory audio
- Wave 2 = Standard victory audio
- Wave 3/Mission Complete = **FULL victory celebration!**

Victory audio is now properly separated from combat chatter and won't get interrupted!

## ⚙️ Fully Configurable

Every new feature can be toggled on/off in the INI:
- `EnablePoliticalConsequences=true/false`
- `EnableMediaSpin=true/false`
- `EnableBureaucracyHumor=true/false`
- `EnableVictoryAudio=true/false`

Want the v1.0 experience? Just disable the new features!

## ⚠️ IMPORTANT for v1.0 Users

**Delete your old `NarcoBoatsRPH.ini` file** before running v2.0 for the first time! The mod will auto-generate a new config with all the v2.0 options.

## 📦 Installation

Same as v1.0, but now includes three victory audio files:
- `trump_victory_short.wav`
- `trump_victory.wav`
- `trump_victory_long.wav`

Place them in: `lspdfr/audio/scanner/NarcoBoats/`

Your existing v1.0 audio files will work perfectly with v2.0!

## 🎮 Why Update?

Version 2.0 transforms the mod from a simple boat-destruction mission into a **full satirical experience** with political consequences, media reactions, and bureaucratic absurdity. The humor is 10x better, and the progressive victory audio makes every wave completion feel epic!

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**Ready to face the political consequences, Mr. Secretary?** 🚁💥

*"Sir, the Pentagon wants to know why you used $4 million in missiles on a $50,000 boat..."*

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**Support:** Discord - https://discord.gg/Q8RNd2xKAH
**GitHub:** https://github.com/ScriptedByAI/NarcoBoatsRPH
**Full Changelog:** See CHANGELOG.md in the download

2.0.0

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A wave-based combat mod that puts you in command of helicopter strike operations against narco-terrorist vessels.

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Views 9,599
Downloads 470
Submitted December 17, 2025Dec 17
Published December 29, 2025Dec 29
Updated December 29, 2025Dec 29
File Size 14.42 MB
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Minimum LSPDFR Version 0.4.9
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20 Comments 2 Reviews

Welkominspace

Members

December 17, 2025Dec 17

i always hate comments that say "i will check this out"

but i will because it seems pretty fucking funny, especially with the customizable audio.

i would love to see the community add custom audiofiles with parodies of "people"

Haze Studios

Members

December 17, 2025Dec 17

Just a little something. In your Main() method, you have

            // Keep plugin alive
            while (true)
            {
                GameFiber.Sleep(1000);
            }

However 2 lines before that you start the "missionFiber" under the method MainLoop, which also has a while(true) loop, making the "keep plugin alive" loop not needed.

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

December 17, 2025Dec 17 (edited)

54 minutes ago, Haze Studios said:
Just a little something. In your Main() method, you have
            // Keep plugin alive
            while (true)
            {
                GameFiber.Sleep(1000);
            }
However 2 lines before that you start the "missionFiber" under the method MainLoop, which also has a while(true) loop, making the "keep plugin alive" loop not needed.

Oh okay awesome thank you for the feedback! I will have this corrected in the next version (if there is community interest in further development)! I did commit and push the change to Github though. Great catch and again, thank you I appreciate the help!

2 hours ago, Welkominspace said:
i always hate comments that say "i will check this out"
but i will because it seems pretty fucking funny, especially with the customizable audio.
i would love to see the community add custom audiofiles with parodies of "people"

Haha ya for sure! That was kind of my thought, we can honestly make this even more funny in a lot of ways. This all just started as a joke on my Twitch livestream and I was like ya know what.. I'm going to try to actually make something for this haha. I am all ears if ya have any other ideas for it! It's been a really fun learning process for me.

Edited December 17, 2025Dec 17 by TheTechSupportDude

BlueLine Vibes

Members

December 18, 2025Dec 18

Question: Can we hit the same boat twice? 🤔👋🔥

Nemesisx101

Members

December 18, 2025Dec 18 (edited)

All sounds awfully familiar. A certain turn of phrase double tap being a great source of contention in many discussion.

Edited December 30, 2025Dec 30 by Nemesisx101

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

December 18, 2025Dec 18

1 hour ago, BlueLine Vibes said:
Question: Can we hit the same boat twice? 🤔👋🔥

Not only can you, but you should! LOL. I actually thought about adding in something where like.. if you hit a boat more than once something pop's up saying its Congress and to call you a war criminal or something to that effect hahaha. Maybe in a future update xD

41 minutes ago, Nemesisx101 said:
Double tap

Pew Pew! LOL

Officer Here

Members

December 18, 2025Dec 18

I will check this out. But LSPDFR and RPH isn't updated so I am just gonna wait.

I will definitely write a Review.

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

December 19, 2025Dec 19

Added a demo video on youtube and I put the video link in the mod description now if anyone wants to see what it actually looks like, etc.

ADA Wesley Evers

Members

December 22, 2025Dec 22

i dont see the point of this but its SICK

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

December 22, 2025Dec 22

1 minute ago, ADA Wesley Evers said:
i dont see the point of this but its SICK

HAHA. It was just a joke while I was streaming (like the concept of it) and then I was like hmm.. I'm going to try to make something for it. Any ideas of stuff to add to it?

ADA Wesley Evers

Members

December 23, 2025Dec 23

Thats so cool. Streamer + lcpdfr modder. Sick. I dont really have any ideas for it cus its overall funny and amazing, but keep up the work bossman!

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

December 23, 2025Dec 23

36 minutes ago, ADA Wesley Evers said:
Thats so cool. Streamer + lcpdfr modder. Sick. I dont really have any ideas for it cus its overall funny and amazing, but keep up the work bossman!

Haha thanks dude! Would love if you would consider leaving a review on here :)

jazzysoggy12

Members

January 1Jan 1

best mod ever lol!

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

January 1Jan 1

5 hours ago, jazzysoggy12 said:
best mod ever lol!

lol thanks bro glad you enjoyed it! I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it like.. more replayable if that makes sense.. because I think you kind of do it one or two times and then it’s like ok imma take it out of my plugins folder now haha. Any ideas of how to expand it for v3.0?

jazzysoggy12

Members

January 1Jan 1

2 hours ago, TheTechSupportDude said:
lol thanks bro glad you enjoyed it! I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it like.. more replayable if that makes sense.. because I think you kind of do it one or two times and then it’s like ok imma take it out of my plugins folder now haha. Any ideas of how to expand it for v3.0?

I'm thinking the biggest problem is it's too easy since the boats will drive around forever. I'm thinking maybe if you don't kill them in time, they either land on the beach or they just get away. Another possibility is having them shoot back, since I spawned a police partner so they could use the turret underneath the hunter but he couldn't do much since they weren't actively fighting back. These last two might be far fetched/out of scope but since Russia and China apparently want to extradite you, maybe you can get into dogfights with Venezulan or Chinese aircraft, and maybe like a riot mission where you'd have to deal with protestors? Also customization for which helicopter spawns or if you use a fighter jet instead.

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

January 1Jan 1

1 minute ago, jazzysoggy12 said:
I'm thinking the biggest problem is it's too easy since the boats will drive around forever. I'm thinking maybe if you don't kill them in time, they either land on the beach or they just get away. Another possibility is having them shoot back, since I spawned a police partner so they could use the turret underneath the hunter but he couldn't do much since they weren't actively fighting back. These last two might be far fetched/out of scope but since Russia and China apparently want to extradite you, maybe you can get into dogfights with Venezulan or Chinese aircraft, and maybe like a riot mission where you'd have to deal with protestors? Also customization for which helicopter spawns or if you use a fighter jet instead.

yeah the initial idea was to have them trying to get to land and you had to stop them in time, but when I was making it I was having issues when it spawns the boats too far away from land and basically what ended up happening/reason why I scrapped that idea was because it just wasn't realistically feasible to have them spawn far enough away from land and you have enough time to engage them, etc. I mean maybe it is possible and I just couldn't figure out how to get it to work correctly though.

I love the idea of having them shoot back at you and the idea of Venezuela scrambling fighter jets to attack you! I will see if I can make those two things happen. There is the ability to customize your helicopter spawn (look in the ini) I can try adding in a fighter jet option as well to choose from instead of helicopters. I wish there was some kind of like.. "drone" kind of vehicle in gta, but I wasn't able to find anything like what I was thinking so that's why I settled on helicopters instead. The other thing with the helicopter options - I had to consider being able to have models that can having homing missiles equipped which was a major limiting factor.

Thanks so much for the feedback/suggestions!

jazzysoggy12

Members

January 1Jan 1

Well GTA Online has a submarine that can shoot guided missiles that you control, so maybe you have a helicopter or an airplane that your partner controls while you shoot those guided missiles. GTA Online also has an AC-130, forgot what it was called so that's another option to have your partner control

TheTechSupportDude

Members Author

January 1Jan 1

8 minutes ago, jazzysoggy12 said:
Well GTA Online has a submarine that can shoot guided missiles that you control, so maybe you have a helicopter or an airplane that your partner controls while you shoot those guided missiles. GTA Online also has an AC-130, forgot what it was called so that's another option to have your partner control

unfortunately the submarine is not available in single player, the c130 is available in single player but not the newer weaponized version of the c130 - that is only available online.

jazzysoggy12

Members

January 3Jan 3

sooooo after everything that's happened, maybe a mission using the cayo perico map from gtao to launch strikes on venezuela? and capture the president?