This has already been said, but another favorite quote of mine: "Put your dancin shoes on buddy we about to tango baby"

My personal favourite:

"CALL THE MEDIA, COPS IN PURSUIT! :[nobb][/nobb]D"

Now I know this is unrelated, but another one of my personal favorites is the quote from gta vice city:

"Don't worry boys, we see the a**hole".

"Come sit on my knee cherry blossom!"

I have never heard that but "Come sit on my stubble honey". LOL

Heard this a couple days back too.

 

ASP Trooper 1: Freeze dickhead!

ASP Trooper 2: [Tries to shoot my tires out, misses and kills his partner] Cop shot, call in the marines!

Young black man to a bum: "Is that fu**ing smell comin' from your pants?"

Homeless NPC (after being bumped into) 

“I don’t have any bananas!”