Grand Theft Auto: North Korea

[Harper 1418]

From the people who brought you Bully: The Korean Edition and Kim Jun 3, Rockstar Democratic Games Of The People are proud to announce Grand Theft Auto: North Korea:

 

 

When we asked for more information on the game, half of our team was executed. I guess that's what we get for being Americans right? *sigh*

What we did find however is this game is a load of bull---- sdkha.haskfhdlhadsla

 

Sorry about that, our dear leader corrected me on my opinion by smacking me with a rifle. What I meant to say was that this game will be a groundbreaking one at least.

 

"You play as Miko-Jun-Il-The-Second, a North Korean citizen who had thought about fleeing the country but was sent to a labour camp for even thinking of the idea. You must complete daily tasks in order to survive and you cannot speak your mind.

 

As there are hardly any cars in North Korea, You'll want to keep any that you find and treat them like irreplaceable children. There's no food either, so you'll need to race through the country before your hunger levels reach dangerous levels!. FUN!

 

Did I mention that you'll be monitored as you play?

 

Note: This a joke. I found the picture on the internet today and made up a small backstory to it

 

[alexks101 163]

You are laughing, you capitalist scum, but our Grand Leader' touristic troops actually made a video game.

Forget GTA and other american bad games washing our children brains, here is Pyongyang Racer.

[strike 1947]

You forgot to add the other side of the cover and gameplay... I'm so looking forward to play it...

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqdmeFF6t8o

 

[Hilth0 242]

IGN approves.

 

I love what this game is going to bring to the table, it's new worshiping mechanic!

Edited May 2, 2013 by Hilth0Modding

[J T 1583]

theres actually a game that's set in north korea and is similar like grand theft auto in the fact that's its a sandbox open world game called mercenaries...you can actually blow buildings up and capture north koreas most wanted its an AWESOME game I like it better then mercenaries 2

[Double Doppler 762]

Sounds like a good idea, not very original, though. Doesn't seem much different to playing games with EA's origin...

[CRAWFORDx96 259]

Lol! I'm totally going to get this! I'm assuming the game system costs my food allotment for one whole year? And the game is going to be my life savings, right??

Edited May 2, 2013 by CRAWFORDx96

[EVI 773]

 

Hahaha, It's funny because in North Korea you no have rights, which game not very fun at all..Hahaha Yes.

[CrossFire 954]

 

Hahaha, It's funny because in North Korea you no have rights, which game not very fun at all..Hahaha Yes.

LO frickin' L

[This is it 118]

This sounds like a very interesting game... maybe it will be better than IV who knows.

[strike 1947]

This sounds like a very interesting game... maybe it will be better than IV who knows.

I don't know, I see it difficult unless it has a North Korean Niko Bellic, what would he said "aaargh impelialists!!!"?

And where would the North Korean Roman find the N. Korean equivalent of the "american titties", this seems to be the closest they have...

[This is it 118]

I don't know, I see it difficult unless it has a North Korean Niko Bellic, what would he said "aaargh impelialists!!!"?

And where would the North Korean Roman find the N. Korean equivalent of the "american titties", this seems to be the closest they have...

 

That is why I said it might be better... graphics will be equivalent to Vice City. As for the characters maybe Niko and Roman have Korean twins or someone that has the same personality as them.

[HDgamerzPC 630]

I CANT WAIT 4 DIS TO BE RLESED!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE ITZ GODE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

just kidding 

[Cleveland023 32]

Omg, this better be released for PC aswell, else I'm gonna rage!