Not a Narc

Oh god...

So I haven't cleaned my computer out... Ever. I've owned it since 2008. Is this bad?

Hopefully Hiests release on the same day as PC does. It would avoid a lot of controversy and its right around the corner!

It'd It will be pretty funny to see a bunch of little kids running around screaming while i'm wearing this outfit raging at me shooting them and their cool "dank" characters.

As long as they don't pull a Rockstar, during an interview they said that you unlock new items by completing hiests. My hope is you can unlock the Police Uniform in this way.

Calm down Tenpenny!

While its obviously a satirical picture, just like really fat people in electric chairs with McD's is "Murican" Canada, last time I checked, several years back (2011?) Has the world's smallest Navy. They don't really need one though, the US Coast Guard is more than enough to protect all of North America, like it already does, along with the US Navy.

Ive had Emergency 3: for the longest time and wanted Emergency 4. Ironically, I found Emergency 3 in the bargain bin at a target when I was shopping. Best purchase ever. I could never find Emergency 4, but I've kept up with the news on the series and I've been waiting a long time for Emergency 5!

Radio Fort Carson is love, Radio Fort Carson is life, It's all radio waves now. on topic: I'd love to hear some of the GTA V soundtrack in there.

USA USA USA USA USA

Wow, looks like the prison mission was supposed to have two different ways to complete it. Infiltrate it with a stolen uniform, and the current route with a jumpsuit. Shame they didn't let you take the cop route of the mission, seems like it would've been fun.

saaaaaaam D:

Can't wait for this to be released, even though Watchdogs raises my CPU temp to 80*C this'll be really fun to mess around with, and hopefully play with others with.

Attacking the Olympics is like attacking the UN Building, not only have you doomed yourself, but now almost every country on Earth hates your home country and is probably the next target for Democracy and Freedom.

Weird i have the SAME PROBLEM! ive reinstalled and im STILL CRASHING i just deleted everything in the savegame folder like said above and about to try to see if it worked. I tried installing a car mod and BAM crash. EDIT Deleted the files in Appdata/Local LCPDFR Installed with no other mods and its worked! :)

I assume and or hope they wait till the last patch to put up LCPDFR so the patches dont break the Mod.

Reset my computer to factory default i can play for 15 minutes or so then CRASH GTA IV has stopped working. DIAG BEGIN *SIGNED* LCPD First Response Issue Report Diagnostics Tool Version: 0.4.3 Operating system: Windows7 HomePremium (6.1.1.0 Build: 7601) Service Pack:Service Pack 1 System RAM (GB): 7.74 CPU cores: 4 NET Framework 4.0 installed: True Visual C++ 2010 Redistributable installed: True GTA IV - Installed: True GTA IV - Install folder: c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\common\grand theft auto iv\GTAIV GTA IV - Version: 1, 0, 7, 0 GTA IV - Asi loader installed: True GTA IV - Asi loader: DSOUND GTA IV - Asi loader valid: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook installed: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook valid: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook version: 0, 5, 1, 0 GTA IV - ScriptHookDotNet installed: True GTA IV - ScriptHookDotNet valid: True ===============BEGIN .NET SCRIPTHOOK LOG=============== 2011-07-19 19:07:14 - Initializing ScriptHookDotNet v1.7.1.4 BETA (GTA IV version 1.0.7.0) 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - Direct3D device created! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - SEARCHING FOR SCRIPTS... 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - Loading scripts in Assembly 'scripts\FirstResponse.net.dll' ... 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-13'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-5'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-16'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.3.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.3.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-8'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-14'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-9'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-11'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-10'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-13'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-2'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-4'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-15'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-3'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-6'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-5'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-7'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '1.0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.2.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - ...found script '0.2.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - DONE! 24 valid scripts found! 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - STARTING SCRIPTS... 2011-07-19 19:08:29 - Error during GetPhoneNumber (Phone checks will be disabled): System.Exception: Accessing Globals failed! Invalid Memory Address! at unmanaged.MemoryAccess.GetGlobalAddress(Int32 index) at unmanaged.MemoryAccess.GetPhoneNumber() at GTA.NetHook.CheckPhone() 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.2.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.2.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '1.0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-7'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-5'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-6'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-3'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-15'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-4'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-2'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-13'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-10'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-11'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-9'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-14'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-8'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.3.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.3.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-0'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-1'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-16'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-5'! 2011-07-19 19:08:30 - ...successfully started script '0.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-13'! 2011-07-19 19:22:00 - Direct3D device lost! 2011-07-19 19:22:06 - Direct3D device created! 2011-07-19 19:24:37 - Direct3D device lost! 2011-07-19 19:24:43 - Direct3D device created! 2011-07-19 19:26:46 - Direct3D device lost! 2011-07-19 19:26:52 - Direct3D device created! 2011-07-19 19:29:26 - Direct3D device lost! 2011-07-19 19:29:31 - Direct3D device created! 2011-07-19 19:30:25 - Direct3D device lost! 2011-07-19 19:30:30 - Direct3D device created! ===============END .NET SCRIPTHOOK LOG=============== ===============BEGIN LCPD FIRST RESPONSE LOG=============== [7/19/2011 6:57:01 PM] [ASTATS] Sending: {"CPUCount":4,"GTAVersion":16779008,"LCPDGUID":"7f6df2d0-ef3f-4d93-951a-6e3e59db3d3a","LCPDVersion":"0.91","RAMCount":0,"WinVersion":"Microsoft Windows NT 6.1.7601 Service Pack 1"} [7/19/2011 6:57:02 PM] [ASTATS] Anonymous usage stats not sent: possible server failure or no connectivity. [7/19/2011 6:57:16 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote name could not be resolved: 'www.xgweb.co.uk' at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 6:58:46 PM] [uPDATECHECK] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (404) Not Found. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.1(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:02:42 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:08:30 PM] [ASTATS] Sending: {"CPUCount":4,"GTAVersion":16779008,"LCPDGUID":"7f6df2d0-ef3f-4d93-951a-6e3e59db3d3a","LCPDVersion":"0.91","RAMCount":0,"WinVersion":"Microsoft Windows NT 6.1.7601 Service Pack 1"} [7/19/2011 7:08:30 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:08:30 PM] [ASTATS] Anonymous usage stats not sent: possible server failure or no connectivity. [7/19/2011 7:10:40 PM] [uPDATECHECK] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (404) Not Found. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.1(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:12:56 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:16:57 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:19:06 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:19:35 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:24:17 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:24:49 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:24:59 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:25:49 PM] [PURSUIT] ERROR: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-11.0(Boolean A_0) at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-11.0(Object A_0, EventArgs A_1) [7/19/2011 7:25:49 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:25:49 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:30:35 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:30:35 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:34:19 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:34:19 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) [7/19/2011 7:35:05 PM] [sTATISTICS] System.Net.WebException: The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse() at 0.1.LCPDFR-Obfuscated-12.0.4(Object A_0) ===============END LCPD FIRST RESPONSE LOG=============== End of *SIGNED* LCPD First Response Issue Report Digital signature: kLbwZta0OSKPRYk7kkLBvw==

Yes i ran as admin i tried everything on the support page. when you first start the game it tells you none of this is based on real life events and such.

BEGIN *SIGNED* LCPD First Response Issue Report Diagnostics Tool Version: 0.4.3 Operating system: Windows7 HomePremium (6.1.1.0 Build: 7601) Service Pack:Service Pack 1 System RAM (GB): 7.74 CPU cores: 4 NET Framework 4.0 installed: True Visual C++ 2010 Redistributable installed: True GTA IV - Installed: True GTA IV - Install folder: c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\common\grand theft auto iv\GTAIV GTA IV - Version: 1, 0, 7, 0 GTA IV - Asi loader installed: True GTA IV - Asi loader: DSOUND GTA IV - Asi loader valid: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook installed: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook valid: True GTA IV - C++ ScriptHook version: 0, 5, 1, 0 GTA IV - ScriptHookDotNet installed: True GTA IV - ScriptHookDotNet valid: True ===============BEGIN .NET SCRIPTHOOK LOG=============== 2011-07-16 21:39:26 - Initializing ScriptHookDotNet v1.7.1.4 BETA (GTA IV version 1.0.7.0) ===============END .NET SCRIPTHOOK LOG=============== End of *SIGNED* LCPD First Response Issue Report Digital signature: GRd9aq9aoLXQrHTNd1YkBQ== No idea why my game wont start it just shows the first big wall of text saying dont attempt shit like this and sits there

I love F12. I want to say what it is and ruin it for most of you! :nuke:

Whenever i try i get a fatal error during the installation and the Debugger tool thingy says its already installed.