Faracus

I wish I could take a MP3 player on to the floor. I listen to my music during my breaks, but as it is a "Health and Safety" Hazard we are not allowed. We have some fucked up convo's there. For instance, one time an employee around Christmas time has a bag of icing sugar that was spit and it got all over her, so I made a song about her using the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer. "Christina the white nosed coke head,had a very coke white nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it snows. And all the other coke heads, use to laugh and call her names, They never let poor Christina join in any coke head games. Then one coked up christmas eve, Ryan came to say, Christina with your nose so white, wont you ride my cock to night. And all of the other coke heads loved her, and they moaned in Ecstasy Christina the white nosed coke head, your going to have his son!" yea.......lol I still sing that and it pisses her off that I remember!! Like I've stated before, this is what happens when tiredness/boredom kick in at work. The actual coming of this song, as explained in this post gives you the back story, the other night i said she looked like a turtle, then the whole cokehead and turtle combined, and I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen to a turtle on crack, then to see it mellowed out on weed, and chewing on a leaf of lettuce.

but this is working over night at walmart, people loose their minds there!!!!!

haha, thats what happens when your working at 3am in the morning. Weird stuff comes together.

Well as this is the random forum, I was looking at Harper's sig, and I swear it has gone up quite a bit in just the last day. Also what it brought to mind was a 3am conversation at work last night about turtles. We decided we are going to buy a turtle and give it some crack to see what happens........then pot to mellow it right out, and watch it much out on Lettuce.....but that will never happen in rl, just wondering what it would be like.

thats quite conflicting, actually looking through your DxDiag I see a few things To me this shows that your graphics chip could not even finish the basic testing that comes with the DxDiag, so thats a faliure.

I have scoured the googles, and this website for help with DAS, but the only link for DAS is the download link, which provides little to no information, and I don't really want to play in the dark with this stuff. Ok, I may be a complete newb, but I just have to copy the two files DAS.ini and DAS.asi in to the root of the GTA IV folder? Also key commands on how to change things, I know there where a few (and it migt be easier once I get it installed), but is there any commands I should know about? Thanks in advance :)

this topic can be closed, it finally started seeing it now.

I've installed the .NET 4 that the site links to, and the installer wont let me pass saying I still need it, I repaired the file, still not seeing it, I even removed it fully and installed it again, but still not seeing it, and wont let me install the game. I am running Windows 7 with a Steam version. I did do a search, but could not find anything.