Cyron43

I have just uploaded a showcase video for the moving target tracing feature.

In the most basic version, it means you willing give him money, and that PNWParksFan does not have to give you anything (such as beta/early access to his plugin)).  Essentially, if he wanted to, he could just take the money and never give the donators anything.  (Not saying he would, just saying what it means)

I love this!  This is such a good idea and i would love to see this done!

I just found this thread and it's sad to see this plugin has never made it to the release. I love the idea of NOT having to play like John McClane (Die hard) most of the time.

[WIP] Routine Police Work for LSPDFR
After playing hours upon hours of LSPDFR, I realized that, while fun, the callouts that end in a chase and/or shootout get a little boring after you do them 20 or 30 times. I also realized that most of the time, real policing isn't 75% chases... I want more, I like hardcore realism....
 
Enter Routine Police Work for LSPDFR! This plugin will have callouts that capture the more boring (and often realistic) aspect of police work. Currently I only have two callouts planned, and I've started working on one. I'd like to have many many more, so input from the community would be really appreciated, seeing as I don't actually know that much about the daily life of a police officer.
 
Planned Callouts
Notify next of kin Supervise city event Reports of vandalism (vehicle, building) Loitering (in progress) Noise complaint Security alarm check Notify next of kin
This one is rather depressing. Someone has died, and it's your duty to go to their home and notify their next of kin of the death of their loved one... 
However, sometimes, no one's home. It's up to you to ask around the neighborhood and maybe find out where they work, and go there to bring the sad news.
And, in some rare cases, the family members may have disappeared too... It's up to you to investigate and find them, and bring them to safety if needed........
Supervise city event
There's a festival going on in Los Santos! Who knows what it's for, but everyone is having a great time. It's a big enough festival that a few blocks of a main road are closed off, and it's your responsibility to supervise and make sure the festivities don't get out of hand.
Also watch out for anyone trying to drive past the police barricades into the festival area! Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt now would we?
Sometimes someone may have had a little too much to drink. If they're causing a ruckus, it's up to you to escort them out of the festival area, or call an ambulance if they're really THAT drunk!
Reports of vandalism
Oh no! Someone has smashed up a car or tagged a building. Yeah, the graffiti might look cool, but it's still illegal! Catch the perpetrator and take them back to the station so they can learn their lesson!
Loitering
This is a fairly common occurrence in Los Santos. People are hanging around an area when they're not supposed to be! Stop them, and check to make sure none of them are fugitives! Tell the others to leave the scene or be arrested. Good luck!
Noise complaint
There's a party, or maybe a car radio, that's way too loud and the citizens are complaining. Tell the owner to turn the volume down, and maybe even issue them a citation depending on the laws of YOUR town!
Security alarm check
A local business's alarm is going off. It often goes off, and it's always been a false alarm in the past, but dispatch wants you to go check it out and turn the alarm off. You never know who's hiding behind those dark corners!
 
 
Happy policing! 

This has already been said, but another favorite quote of mine: "Put your dancin shoes on buddy we about to tango baby"

The phrases most likely are satirical in nature.
 
About 'base meat', it could be referring to the meat remains on the carcass after all the good cuts have been taken away.
 
Cheers.

Neither do I. Most things these vendors say is beyond me. Like:
 
"Insert rhyming words here"... fill your brains
Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up.
Almost no base meat guaranteed.
You motherfuckers want ticket for these?
 
Seriously, I have no idea what they blabbering on about most of the times.

I've heard a couple of them that just had me sitting there with that hard thinking look on my face ( We've all done it.)
 
Here they are:
 
"Reptilian death ray, gotta be." - (Usually the homeless street people, that say that when you pull out a gun.... USUALLY.)
 
And
 
"Robot Man Juice." - ( Me personally, dont know what to think about that one guys. Really just raise more questions.) This happens at random. lol.
 
 
Ohh and this one:
 
"As long as I got a face, you got a place to sit." (That too happens at random.)

My personal favorite is the Burger Shot guy who, when you walk in, he yells "WELCOME TO BURGERSHOT, MOTHAF**KAAA". I just loved it.

"You got a stomach of iron, dawg!".
 
Cheers.

Not all peds runs away screaming when there's something going on.
Every once in a while you can hear girl saying, "Well finally some action in this town!"
Or a man saying, "Wow that's like in the movies yo!"

When Niko kidnaps Gracie Ancellotti: 
 
Gracie: "I'll scratch your fuckin eyes out!"
Niko: "Scratch my fuckin balls, bitch."
 
Niko when he is bowling:
"I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel!"
 
Packie and Niko talking about a thing:
 
Patrick: Locals are expecting a shipment[near the fish market]and it smells fishy.
Niko: The fish market smells fishy?
Patrick: Shit man, I keep forgetting that you're not from here. When some thing "smells fishy", it means that somethings not right. So the shipment smelling fishy means that it ain't going to be what they say it is.
Niko: But if it's going to the fish market then they're saying that it's fish.
Patrick: So?
Niko: So if it's going to be what they say it is, then it's going to smell fishy anyways.
Patrick: Shut the fuck up! You think you're a right fucking comedian, don't ya? Learn the damn language!

Random ped to a hobo: "Is that f**kin' smell comin' from your pants?"

"YEEEEEEEEELLLLLOW CARRRR!", or "MISTER MAN!". Niko trying to hail a taxi when drunk.
"Well it looks like my invisibility pills are working". When a taxi passes by Niko, he will sometimes remark this.
 
And of course "Cheesy Vaginas!".
 
Cheers.

"You effin' douchebag, you made me spill my lunch!"

Russian driver: "We understand your point, no more of this honking!"

Hi guys,
I'm just in a funny mood and I thought I start this thread. Hopefully I don't violate any forum rules with this as some of the quotes are rather vulgar.

Luis Lopez after getting bumped:
- "Hey you're so ugly you're crackin' the sidewalk!"
- "Have you considered a LOT of plastic surgery?"

Cop on pursuit:
- "Oh sh*t, I gotta run?"
- "Put your dancin' shoes on. We're about to tango, baby!"
- "I'm so bad I kick my own a**!"

Cop after he killed someone: "Call the media. I'm a hero"

Cop arresting a ped: "Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice".

Cop walking by: "You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs in my precinct?"

Fat hooker: "I would do ANYTHING - even with a**holes like you!"

Guy at the phone: "... I don't know but it hurts when I pee"

Hobo while witnessing some action: "You see? Reptilian death rays! Gotta be!"

Car driver while waiting: "Are you f**king j*rk*ng off in there?"

Hi guys,
I'm just in a funny mood and I thought I start this thread. Hopefully I don't violate any forum rules with this as some of the quotes are rather vulgar.

Luis Lopez after getting bumped:
- "Hey you're so ugly you're crackin' the sidewalk!"
- "Have you considered a LOT of plastic surgery?"

Cop on pursuit:
- "Oh sh*t, I gotta run?"
- "Put your dancin' shoes on. We're about to tango, baby!"
- "I'm so bad I kick my own a**!"

Cop after he killed someone: "Call the media. I'm a hero"

Cop arresting a ped: "Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice".

Cop walking by: "You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs in my precinct?"

Fat hooker: "I would do ANYTHING - even with a**holes like you!"

Guy at the phone: "... I don't know but it hurts when I pee"

Hobo while witnessing some action: "You see? Reptilian death rays! Gotta be!"

Car driver while waiting: "Are you f**king j*rk*ng off in there?"

I prefer either a tuned airtug or a caddy.

Hello,
 
I am currently editing a GTA V video and I paused my editing software at one frame, and I noticed that in GTA V, cops will throw spike strips across a road. I always thought that at roadblocks, the cops would shoot out your tires with good accuracy, but they actually do put spike strips down, and even traffic cones. When you are playing the game, you are going too fast to notice these things, but it is there:
 

 
Between this and the SWAT fastroping, I hope LSPDFR can take advantage of these features that are already in the game.

Cyron, credit me as an Associate Tester.
I implemented the bike into IV via this mod; http://www.moddb.com/games/grand-theft-auto-iv/addons/eflc-tlad-tbogt-to-gtaiv-vehicles-meld-v3
 
If you need any more information just alert me.
 
Cheers.

That sounds great! I can't wait until the v1.0 is out. I'ts definitely a very exciting mod to play.
 
BTW, will there be a way to get the mod working having a 2 man bike? I use a police modded hakuchou (can sit 2 on it)
 
Again, thank you for the dedication you put in

One problem solved, the next shows up. It's always the same with software development. The biggest problem currently is concurrent handling of the partner, that means a fight between LCPDFR and my mod in certain situations. You can see this after any cop mission where the partner was involved in any way. He just stands there even though my mod orders him onto his bike.
Good news: All bugs in the list are fixed. To do: more testing, some more polishing of the driving behavior and the guide.
There's a new test build in my repo (see link above). What still needs to be done can be seen on the issue tracker page.

Ah ok, didnt know. Im going to try this with the original policeb then. Policeman is the one i have tried.
Bin auch Deutscher ^^
 
I have no idea, I just took it from google for a better expose.
 
 
Edit: Now its working thanks   Sometimes he glitches out and grabs other vehicles but its ok since it's only a development phase