Ofc. Vic

That sounds good, but there aren't any pregnant women models. Maybe use a fat cop as the pregnant girl? lewl.

COME QUICK! THE DOOR!

You are having a giraffe!

YOU TALKING TO ME? IF SO, SHUT THE **** UP! YOU AIN'T MY ******** BOSS! I WILL NOT TAKE ANY ******* ORDERS FROM YOU! As stated before, contact Me or Gamerdanger99 for a messed up topic.

**** no i ain't faked a ******** **** so shut the **** up. ***** ******* *** ***** ****** ***** *********! Goddamn ********* to spell- ******* -check.

Wait, why the ****do they bleep the ******* posts!?

Ughh.... Wait... WE ARE MADNESS, gamerdanger99 & Officer Vic™! Contact us for our services and our delightful weirdness.

NO! NOO!! I'TS... I'TS IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! *Reloading the Desert Eagle* *Fires a round in my head*

I WISH THIS WAS IN LOS SANTOS! IF YOU KILL A GUY THE AMBULANCE COMES IN 8 SEC!!! I WISH THIS WAS IN LOS SANTOS! IF YOU KILL A GUY THE AMBULANCE COMES IN 8 SEC!!!

-911, whats your emergency? -I NEED A AMBULANCE TO MY FRIEND gamerdanger99! Now! -Where are your current location? -LCPDFR.COM GET HERE QUICK!!!! -Ok, estimated ETA is half an hour. -FFS! HE IS DYING! -Click!- -...

NO YOU CANT DIE!!!!!!

Wait.... I'll just... Err.......

There are these: http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/enb-radeon-graphics-4-low-end-pc-v2-f25362 http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/enb-for-low-pcs-10-f23652 http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/enb-or-visual-eflcgta-4-for-low-medium-pc-f24413 http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/gta-iv-enb-for-low-pcs-f24228 http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/enb-for-low-pcs-20-f23935 http://www.gta4-mods.com/misc/envo-biocolor-v10-enb-for-low-end-computers-f23259 And even more(!?)

Happy New Year...? Its 7:52 PM here...

I tried with my clan. Didn't work out. A lot of crashes. Sorry, but it will not work.

I was patrolling, when the ANPR said there was a Cavlacade that was involved in a "Hit and Run" so i stopped him. Inside there was three black males, and a Caucasian woman, the weird thing it was three black males in Hove Beach, the Russian territory, and when i checked the license on the computer, the driver had a warrant for arrest, but when i logged out, i saw all men had got out, and used AK's and UZI's against Russians. The female, was running away, so i reported it to dispatch, and 2 minutes later, there was a full-scale shootout. I decided to run after the woman, who had got struck by a taxi, and she was lying dead. I called for a ambulance, but i heard an explosion. A Police car had exploded, leaving 4 officers dead. I quickly called to dispatch, but i got no response. I tried to call for a helicopter and NOOSE, but still no response. i was screwed. Then, from nowhere, came the NOOSE team, and saved me. When i was walking away, When the ambulances had driven away, i got hit by a taxi, and got fucked. I woke up at Schottler Medical Centre, and i got a report of a mugging, so i ran towards the place, and i had no idea he was armed with an AK. Fucked again. Then i gave up.

I didn't read the .ini, and i don't have a PDF viewer.

Yes! Finally! The keys released! Yes! Finally! The keys released!

North Korea? Terrorists? Niko? Or... Putin?

ATI Readon HD 4650. About 20-70 Fps. My game stalls very often. Many mods installed.

M_Y Cowboy and Molotov's?

And shoot unarmed suspects running away in a Coqotte in the back? And Taze random gang members?

Gonna make something similar. "The LAPD way". Use a M4 against every suspect.