Ok, so here's the deal, folks. I've been getting my knickers in a bit of a twist lately because I can't seem to find an umbrella that suits my personality. I'm fun, single and most definitely an outgoing and creative person. What kind of umbrella would you all suggest I get? I've no real price range but I'm looking for something sophisticated. Any ideas, please don't be shy. Thanks so much for reading. I'm so glad I got this off my chest.

Derek

Aged 23

well derec, i suggest a pink umbrella as that shows you are sparkle

Wow! So informative. I think pink might be great but I shall see what other people have to say. I don't want to rule anything out just yet.

Derek

Still aged 23

i hopes people agree with my choice, i think its the bestest not sure what other colors u could hav/

All I can say is what the hell?

Or maybe, What The F**k?

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?! Who is this loser? These two guys are spamming this website. Get them the heck away from here before they do some real damage - TO MY HEAD.

Man, all I can say that posting a thread about umbrellas, is at least strange.

And unlike you, I try to help people.

And also:

USA! USA! USA!

Just wanna say this website is hallelujah.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have more of this.

you have no proof. the proof is in the pudding.

We are ruining the site and spamming it? I think you simply are the one ruining it and spamming it. Me and Yard1 have been here longer than you have. You just registered today at 6:30 pm (My time) and are already spamming the forums with umbrellas. Really? People such as me and Yard1 have been helping people all over LCPDFR for a while now.

Proof indicating that you are an awful poster, or something like that:

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Edited August 17, 201213 yr by Yard1

guys be friends, umbrella is popular in france and i thinnk he realy wanted advice.

but yes, pink umbrella is nice.

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