Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to 2nd St. Bar & Grill, a place for Liberty City's Finest to relax after a hard shift and to share the stories of the day with their brother and sister officers.

What?

Basically, a thread where we can come to talk about the various things we've seen while playing. For instance, I pulled over an SUV for speeding, ran his license, everything checked out fine - pulled over twice, cited once, no warrants, valid license. I head back to his door, ready to give him a warning, when he gets out, pulls a micro-SMG and starts firing. It's the strangest traffic stop I've had so far.

Edited July 27, 201213 yr by RaanCryo

I once cut someone off while going light's no siren's and some guy yelled "get it movin' before i rip you out n' f*** you in the ass" and i was all like dafuq? true story

So I respond to a grand theft around southern Broker-Dukes Expressway, right? I arrive at the scene and try to pull the perp over as I spot him. He takes off in a stolen dirtbike and the chase is on. He headed north on Dukes Boulevard and didn't get too far away until he TC'd and flew off this dirtbike. Amazingly enough he was ready for more and got up with a gun in his hand.

Dropped him and that's the end of that chapter.

My shift in Bohan started with a drunk just outside of Outlook Park. Then I had a good five or six vehicle stops, and not a single one went smoothly. You know how the tagline for Minority Report was "Everybody runs"? Yeah. But the thing was, on two of the stops they took off while I was on the way back with their license. We've only had 600,000 pursuits combined, but the guy driving the Blista Compact, yeah, he's the one who's going to beat the odds.

Oh, what a day. What a motherf**king day.

Started out by responding to a Shots fired call...ended up being shot at by aliens O.o Lost around 10 officers after spamming the back-up key :)

So I respond to a grand theft around southern Broker-Dukes Expressway, right? I arrive at the scene and try to pull the perp over as I spot him. He takes off in a stolen dirtbike and the chase is on. He headed north on Dukes Boulevard and didn't get too far away until he TC'd and flew off this dirtbike. Amazingly enough he was ready for more and got up with a gun in his hand.

Dropped him and that's the end of that chapter.

Love the weapon sounds, Olanov.

After ending a pursuit, some lady was getting in my way constantly while I was trying to search the trunk of the car. I pushed her out of the way and apparently this angered a homeless black guy as he ran over to me, threatened to kill his "mommy" (me) and then called me a reptilian while simultaneously punching me in the face. I beat him unconscious with my fists.

Edited July 29, 201213 yr by unr3al

New patrol today....I was on a traffic stop when an Ambulance came flying directly at me and ya know how the animation during a traffic stop can't be aborted, right? I was like a deer in the headlights...I was instantly killed.

I was patroling on the Dukes Bay Bridge as i saw this black dude with a Schafter (really a black dude with a Mercedes? Thats something i need to check out :D)

so i stoped him. i checked his license and see.. i was right. he was warrant for arrest. So i approach to his car, as he gets out and starts to shoot at me. i was hiding behind my cruiser and shoot back. after a 2 Minutes shootout i finally got him.

But now there comes the fun part.

An Ambulance was comming from the Bohan site of the Bridge and the passenger got out of the Ambulance just to walk straight into a Burrito.. the Van was speeding because of the shootout. The Car was driving away as i noticed the medic wasen't there anymore.. i watched the Burrito drive away with the medic hanging on the passenger door :D

thats was pretty badass xD

I was patroling on the Dukes Bay Bridge as i saw this black dude with a Schafter (really a black dude with a Mercedes? Thats something i need to check out :D)

Did you seriously just suggest that a black person driving too nice of a car is probably a criminal?

Did you seriously just suggest that a black person driving too nice of a car is probably a criminal?

hey i never said that. i just said that it looks suspicious.. but then again.. he actually was a criminal :D

no for real dude.. just a joke.

this taxi also stops for black dudes...