What are some funny/weird things that have happen to you?

Like for me I was going 35mpg (In real life) on a 35mph road this lady like 500 years old past's me on the wrong side of the road on a turn and gives me the figure. But it gets weirder we both pull go to the same church I park up go into church and she doesn't even recognized me lol.

Another one is I got bann off of CNN for posting a comment that said you'r wrong to a guy that was trying to say the US didnt become a country tell 1876.... now i'm bann from posting comments on any website that have to do with logging in from facebook or yahoo.com

Edited June 11, 201213 yr by Darkangel

I have a radio in my truck to listen to local PD, driving home one night, heard a foot chase right near by, I drove by the area as it was on my route home, the guy comes running outta a side street (the corner light burned out, and he was dressed in all black) smacks right into the side of my truck. The cop who was a little pudgy was about a block behind, I stopped grabbed my maglite, jumped on the guy and put it to his throat and waited for the cop to catch up.

Edited June 11, 201213 yr by Asuna

one time i was so drunk that i called a cab and drove to paris (do you now where the hell paris is? its about 450 kilometers away from me :D) I can't really remember it. I woke up next morning in a cell in some PD in Paris and they allowed me to call a friend of mine to pick me up. I waited over 4 damn Hours till he finaly arrived

Appearently i was unable to pay the taxi driver and he called the police. they found out that i was dunk as hell and brought me to a Police Station.

Wanna know how much that shit cost me?

520€'s

thats the reason everybody calles me taxi and taximan xD

Since that happend i only get drunk when people are around to stop me doing shit like that xD

one time i was so drunk that i called a cab and drove to paris (do you now where the hell paris is? its about 450 kilometers away from me :D) I can't really remember it. I woke up next morning in a cell in some PD in Paris and they allowed me to call a friend of mine to pick me up. I waited over 4 damn Hours till he finaly arrived

Appearently i was unable to pay the taxi driver and he called the police. they found out that i was dunk as hell and brought me to a Police Station.

Lol, that's just brilliant :biggrin: