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Funny thing on patrol!

Hastings
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Just wanted to share this funny thing:

 

I did my patrol in Acter in my black-and-white Merit and saw an ordinary MVA. The victim tried to carjack the driver and do his vigilante justice, so I intervened and struck him with my nightstick! Too hard, I guess. Old man felt on the ground lifeless. I... I just couldn't leave witnesses! The driver... He... He tried to resist, dammit! I just had to shoot him in chest - that's how it was, I swear. He felt down next to the first person. I secured the scene, called the coroner and a towtruck. I was done here. 

 

My patrol car had some blood stains on it, I had to replace it. I drove to the precinct, got in another one, turned on ALPR, and... BLEEP! OWNER IS WANTED! My previous Cruiser had a warrant on him and I was wanted. 

 

That night i turned myself in to the FIB. 

 

^everything except this is a true story. I tried to make screenshot but game crashed. Pretty funny, cops are not untouchable any more in Alderney :D

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