Great job bud i really enjoy reading these 

damn, it gets better and better, That's another great story 

Arrest? He is beating the man to death.

Great job bud! Really nicely done 

Arrest? He is beating the man to death.

No no no. He's still alive. I even ran him over. He was glitched.

Really cool! I enjoyed reading that. Before someone criticizes you, I would change "demestic" to domestic and "tazered" to tazed. I am doing this in a friendly fashion, not trying to be rude. Other than that, nice job!

Domestic was a typo. The tazered is staying. It sounded proper. Tazed didn't fit grammatically. Thanks for all of the response guys! Makes me want to keep it up!

Edited December 3, 201312 yr by BRAVO 9 ACTUAL

Yes awesome! And you kept the Liberty Tree styling, nice to see it! Looking forward for more stuff from you.. :) 

This is exactly the kind of thing that fits well into the Rockstar humor genre. It's the crazy and idiotic things like this that made up GTA IV. Very nice too. Defiantly think you should continue doing this because it really makes a lot of people happy!

Very cool news story, but did you have to use all caps for the topic

Hahaha, I love these and I totally agree with Jewish_Banana

Very cool news story, but did you have to use all caps for the topic

Lesson 1 that we were taught in High School for writing articles was to have and BOLD attention-grabbing headline to attract readers. I would say that in this instance it served it's purpose quite well, wouldn't you? I the future I will writing it normally though. I value your input.