Southern Mountie

Common problem. Some people only read the superficial. They can't read between the lines. It makes their eyes cross and somewhere in between the brain and eyes it causes the mouth to malfunction and start saying silly things without fully understanding what they're talking about.

Some people are like a dim light bulb and need to brighten up, others are like an unfinished wall and just need a few bricks thrown at 'em

And maybe when .4 is released there will be simultaneous release of a sense of humor lmao get with the program and stop being so judgemental lol I'll explain again for you guys who keep calling others impatient. I'll even break it down Barney style for ya, people are joking we are making comments, requests and demands ironically, we are joking and playing to keep ourselves entertained until release. Chill out, calm down and take a deep breath before you come keyboard commando style.

The speculation and nonsense is what keeps some of us entertained until release.

One criteria has already been met. 55 pages of anticipation.

Why don't you go drag a hose or put in a femoral line or something. 😋 😂 🤣

When do we get ours?

Got'em

NEEEEVVVVEEEERRRR Not until .4 anyways. Alright ladies and gentlemen, the cats aren't working, we have to elevate our tactics

Teamwork makes the dream work

Keep blowing them up buddy. I'll send you a memo if we reach an agreement with the staff.

@Ben you hear that? Give us a more hopeful response and we will release the cats to @Alaura s custody for safe keeping.

How bout just a status report? How much is left to do. Where are you at in development? Just an approximation other than before the end of the month are we fairly close do we still have a ways to go just so those of us that are dying checking the site have a general timeline and not just a deadline of before the end of the month? And I will issue a memorandum of understanding that no further felines shall be harmed in the line of duty.

I'm looking into Chicago area.

Same.

That sucks brother, what coast you on?

And to add to my prior statement. Some of us are current law enforcement officers such as myself who do the job 13 hours a day and are itching to get off duty and it be released or on the Friday before our weekend off. 😉 😉 So that we can come home from doing the job only to play LSPDFR and do it virtually at home. On our weekend off 😉 😉 .

The nerve-racking uncertainty of the February release without any updates, status reports or even hey guys everything is going good closing in on a hopeful release in the near future has given many of us an anxiety complex to the point we go hunting for Easter eggs on the site like kids chowing into Wonka bars looking for that golden ticket and refreshing the site several times per waking hour hoping for Mr Wonka to show up to take us to the factory. Most of us are pretty patient and playing little games and sparking conversation just to keep ourselves entertained for the duration before half of us struggle for hours upon release to get our hooks into this new masterpiece. Likewise Most of us know the developers @Sam and @LMS, the rest of the staff, community team and testers owe us nothing more than what is given since nobody here does any of this for monetary gain. Just wanted to let you know that yes we may seem impatient and needy, but can you guys blame us? We're the moths to the flame of new LSPDFR features and we're tweaking to taste fantastic indulgence that is .4 . Not whining and moaning but rather rationalizing our recent behavior as a whole. Just wanted you guys to know that we appreciate everything you do and growing a community that so many have fallen in love with. Just picture yourselves as Nsync and we're all a bunch of preteen girls trying to just get close enough for a simple touch. We're not trying to be obnoxious or rude we're just stoked for your creation.

Everytime I check and it's not been released I can hear a Sarah McLaughlin song in my head.

Give us what we need or Mr. Cuddles becomes Mr. Puddles.

Hmm General Tso's Kitten sounds great right about meow. @Sam

Cars Don't have anything to do with LSPDFR only scripthookv no plugins are needed for cars to work just install with OpenIV and install ELS and the corresponding VCF

Same

I'd break up with my fiancee for a day for .4 🤣

In my Bo Duke voice while strapping my helmet on " Kill'em all " I'm off duty now, time to go cap some virtual kitties!!! @Sam which way do we go here for an early release save em all or cap em all??? Prying minds need to know..... asking for a friend.