Hi guys,
I'm just in a funny mood and I thought I start this thread. Hopefully I don't violate any forum rules with this as some of the quotes are rather vulgar.
Luis Lopez after getting bumped:
- "Hey you're so ugly you're crackin' the sidewalk!"
- "Have you considered a LOT of plastic surgery?"
Cop on pursuit:
- "Oh sh*t, I gotta run?"
- "Put your dancin' shoes on. We're about to tango, baby!"
- "I'm so bad I kick my own a**!"
Cop after he killed someone: "Call the media. I'm a hero"
Cop arresting a ped: "Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice".
Cop walking by: "You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs in my precinct?"
Fat hooker: "I would do ANYTHING - even with a**holes like you!"
Guy at the phone: "... I don't know but it hurts when I pee"
Hobo while witnessing some action: "You see? Reptilian death rays! Gotta be!"
Car driver while waiting: "Are you f**king j*rk*ng off in there?"