EvilJackCarver

What started as an illegal hunting call on one side of a drainage ditch ended as a felony evasion arrest on the other side, all of 50 feet away.

Trying to Taser someone in a car right beside me... not my best idea.
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LSPDFR, nothing staged here.

Investigating a report of a suspicious person on the roof of a building at KLSX.
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GTA Online. Woo, new flashlight! (Although, the five-figure price tag's a bit... excessive.)
That Stanier parked below is one of my PVs.

Routine traffic stop, LSPDFR.

Routine traffic stop, LSPDFR.

"...suspect is armed and dangerous."
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GTA Online, props to the two crewmates that helped me stage this.

"10-80 on the rail line by the 1, possible 10-56! Get the fire department here pronto!"
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GTA Online, props to the three that are in the shot. I still don't know how he exploded.

I am pushing a giant orange uphill in a Rebel. What has my life become
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GTA Online. No filter, but +25% brightness.

"Ludendorff... this place hasn't changed one bit."
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Fucking about in North Yankton. Gotta watch out for those holes in the world...

"Ludendorff... this place hasn't changed one bit."
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Fucking about in North Yankton. Gotta watch out for those holes in the world...

"Ludendorff... this place hasn't changed one bit."
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Fucking about in North Yankton. Gotta watch out for those holes in the world...

"Ludendorff... this place hasn't changed one bit."
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Fucking about in North Yankton. Gotta watch out for those holes in the world...

Just a photo of my GTA Online character with his truck. Taken in SP, posed with SNT.

Just a photo of my GTA Online character with his truck. Taken in SP, posed with SNT.

Just a photo of my GTA Online character with his truck. Taken in SP, posed with SNT.

DEL PERRO -- A shootout at the corner of N. Rockford Drive and Marathon Ave. has left three dead and two injured. Police say 23-year-old Manuel Vasquez, 26-year-old Eric Willis and 25-year-old Erin Chambers, all from Vespucci Beach, Los Santos, led police in a high-speed pursuit in a grey Vapid Speedo through downtown following a silent alarm at a convenience store. During the chase, the suspects opened fire on officers. The chase was shut down after their van collided with an oncoming Imponte Ruiner and spun out at the southeast corner of North Rockford Drive and Marathon Avenue. Vasquez, Willis and Chambers were all pronounced dead on the scene. Officer Mikhail Volkner was taken to the Mount Zonah Medical Center for gunshot wounds, and is expected to make a full recovery. The driver of the Imponte  Ruiner, 31-year-old Alan Richards of Del Perro, refused treatment on the scene. Police have not made any statement as to whether this was a gang-related incident or not.
LSPDFR in action, nothing staged. Mostly playing with depth of field.

‘Got word of a pursuit in progress coming up the 13... So much for that last cup of coffee.’

DEL PERRO -- A shootout at the corner of N. Rockford Drive and Marathon Ave. has left three dead and two injured. Police say 23-year-old Manuel Vasquez, 26-year-old Eric Willis and 25-year-old Erin Chambers, all from Vespucci Beach, Los Santos, led police in a high-speed pursuit in a grey Vapid Speedo through downtown following a silent alarm at a convenience store. During the chase, the suspects opened fire on officers. The chase was shut down after their van collided with an oncoming Imponte Ruiner and spun out at the southeast corner of North Rockford Drive and Marathon Avenue. Vasquez, Willis and Chambers were all pronounced dead on the scene. Officer Mikhail Volkner was taken to the Mount Zonah Medical Center for gunshot wounds, and is expected to make a full recovery. The driver of the Imponte  Ruiner, 31-year-old Alan Richards of Del Perro, refused treatment on the scene. Police have not made any statement as to whether this was a gang-related incident or not.
LSPDFR in action, nothing staged. Mostly playing with depth of field.

Bumper justice on the GOH.

Managed to snag pole in an N-GT class car, which has less power than a GT class car (which I was racing against twenty of, plus ten other N-GT cars). Still don't know how. In the sideview mirror you can see the Lister Storm that I took first from.
Ferrari 360 Modena on Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona, ES
 
GTR2: FIA GT Racing Game ©2006 Blimey! Games Ltd., under license by SimBin Entertainment.

This game isn't as tolerant of alt-tab as GTA4 is.
 
Edit: Just realized this isn't in my general GTA5 shenanigans gallery. Oops.

This game isn't as tolerant of alt-tab as GTA4 is.
 
Edit: Just realized this isn't in my general GTA5 shenanigans gallery. Oops.

This game isn't as tolerant of alt-tab as GTA4 is.
 
Edit: Just realized this isn't in my general GTA5 shenanigans gallery. Oops.

My windscreen got hit once with a stray Valkyrie round.