So, as we all know, GTA V can play host to a whole level of hilarity. I don't know if this was posted before, but I figure I'd just give my hand at it.

 

My first holdup went just absolutely fantastic. I arrive late, so I chase the car down, and manage to get them to step out on the highway, which for all intents and purposes is not a good place. So I try to arrest them, but they get hammered by cars passing. Eventually end up with one guy in custody, and two dead. Try to call EMS, no bueno.

 

All in a day's work of the LSPD, I do suppose.

I showed up to a car fire and when Fire Dept was taking too long I try to extinguish it my self and end up getting burnt but just so happen the firefighters got there and they put me out. I guess as I was trying to extinguish the fire I might have sprayed a ped with it and as the medic is trying to give me a medkit this guy comes running and sucker punch the shit out of me, needless to say that was the end of my duty 😂

55 minutes ago, ohnogames said:

I showed up to a car fire and when Fire Dept was taking too long I try to extinguish it my self and end up getting burnt but just so happen the firefighters got there and they put me out. I guess as I was trying to extinguish the fire I might have sprayed a ped with it and as the medic is trying to give me a medkit this guy comes running and sucker punch the shit out of me, needless to say that was the end of my duty 😂

Good god, that's just terrible, but I had to laugh so hard. Can totally imagine. 😂😂😂

I was at the FD near Davis talking to the smoke eaters while things were quiet.  You know how when you're around a ped for too long they get aggro at you?  This gang banger on the street started talking shit, shoved me, then finished up with a punch.  The firefighters got mad and started hitting him, and boyyyyyy did the gunshots start.  The local gang members were pissed and started lighting up the FD.  Hit the panic button, cavalry rolls in, now we have a massive firefight.  In the middle of all this, an ambo rolls up to treat the injured, which resulted in either EMS being shot or joining in on the chaos of attacking those who were shooting.  In GTA fashion, a second ambulance rolls up for the paramedics - and gunshots are still happening! In the middle of everything, AI civilians are losing their shit and either crashing into each other, running over peds, or killing themselves by ramming head first into buildings.

 

SanAndreas Towing and the Coroners really earned their keep that day.

 

 

On 10/10/2019 at 10:39 AM, Reddington said:

I was at the FD near Davis talking to the smoke eaters while things were quiet.  You know how when you're around a ped for too long they get aggro at you?  This gang banger on the street started talking shit, shoved me, then finished up with a punch.  The firefighters got mad and started hitting him, and boyyyyyy did the gunshots start.  The local gang members were pissed and started lighting up the FD.  Hit the panic button, cavalry rolls in, now we have a massive firefight.  In the middle of all this, an ambo rolls up to treat the injured, which resulted in either EMS being shot or joining in on the chaos of attacking those who were shooting.  In GTA fashion, a second ambulance rolls up for the paramedics - and gunshots are still happening! In the middle of everything, AI civilians are losing their shit and either crashing into each other, running over peds, or killing themselves by ramming head first into buildings.

 

SanAndreas Towing and the Coroners really earned their keep that day.

 

 

Oh good god, that gives me PTSD just imagining.

19 minutes ago, diablo1675 said:

Oh good god, that gives me PTSD just imagining.

 

Davis is such a shitty place, lol.