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Maybe that is why is nose is so big. It lets him sniff more coke.

So this lady had: A sister who never payed attention to her and when they finally grow up and are alowed out of the house she instantly goes and falls in love in ONE day. Then the sister has to run away that very same day she happened to fall in love. Then she sets out to find her sister and along the way meets a guy in the woods who offers to help her. Then they find her ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. They then go to some place and then her fiancee who she has known for only one day tries to kill her. Wow that lady has a crazy life. And I didn't even mention the singing snowman and the weird rock people she must know.

"Hey guys, remember E3 when we said we'd give you a brand-spanking-new version of the game with HD graphics and a better framerate, in addition to all the current DLC in one convenient bundle? well, it turns out that our marketing people think we'd do better if we just made a 720p version for the new consoles, so sorry for the mix up!"
*silence*
*looks awkwardly at the floor*

What if Xplane10 and FSX had a baby, we would have the Kate Upton of Flight Sims.

Microsoft Flight Simulator X.

This is 100% accurate. 

You can use this one: http://www.gta4-mods.com/vehicles/harley-davidson-flh-1200-police-f9510
 
It is an ELS Harley Davidson. In terms of motorbikes I cannot do better. 
 
Hope I helped.

Happy Birthday to the best script out there! I've lost my life to this mod. Thanks Sam, you've rea...

Dual Sirens are not made up. In America dual sirens are used for a more effective response and a tool to better attention from sirens if I am not wrong.

Dual Sirens are not made up. In America dual sirens are used for a more effective response and a tool to better attention from sirens if I am not wrong.

Dual Sirens are not made up. In America dual sirens are used for a more effective response and a tool to better attention from sirens if I am not wrong.

Since it is not simple, I will put it step-by-step.
 
Step 1: Download Spark IV or OpenIV (This puts the mods into the game)
Step 2: (Optional) Download emergency lighting system. This puts in better lights for ELS enabled cars. If you don't have the best computer, there are some great mods here and at other GTA IV Modding sites that are non-els.
Step 3: Download Simple Native Trainer. This adds a function to the game that will allow you to add weapons, spawn cars, and much, much more.
Step 4: Download any custom siren that you want. There are plenty of tutorials here and on Youtube that teach you how using SparkIV/OpenIV.
Step 5: Put any other mods that are .net scripts of your preference into the scripts file in you root GTA IV/EFLC Folder.
Step 6: Enjoy your newly installed mods!
I am glad to help.

Since it is not simple, I will put it step-by-step.
 
Step 1: Download Spark IV or OpenIV (This puts the mods into the game)
Step 2: (Optional) Download emergency lighting system. This puts in better lights for ELS enabled cars. If you don't have the best computer, there are some great mods here and at other GTA IV Modding sites that are non-els.
Step 3: Download Simple Native Trainer. This adds a function to the game that will allow you to add weapons, spawn cars, and much, much more.
Step 4: Download any custom siren that you want. There are plenty of tutorials here and on Youtube that teach you how using SparkIV/OpenIV.
Step 5: Put any other mods that are .net scripts of your preference into the scripts file in you root GTA IV/EFLC Folder.
Step 6: Enjoy your newly installed mods!
I am glad to help.