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At approximately 4:30 PM, Sandy Shores PD and Blaine County Sheriff's Office responded to a complaint of assault just occurred outside The Boat House in Sandy Shores. Officers and Deputies arrived on scene and defused the situation with no arrests made.
Ava O'Sullivan, a bystander who lives across the street, said, "I saw this boy pull up to the party in his black Prius, got out and started yellin' at 'em, saying they're destroying the planet with them gas guzzlers, and that he will not 'stand idly by' as they continue to drive those vehicles."
Ms. O'Sullivan said that at one point, the Prius driver, whose name has not be disclosed for safety reasons, went up to a guy's face, provoking and pointing fingers. The person responded by shoving the Prius driver onto the ground. The Prius driver then retreated back to his electric vehicle crying and called the police for open container and battery.
Officials concluded that no arrests will be made based on the fact that "the attack was provoked by the other party and that he was a pussy". It was also confirmed that Sandy Shores City Council approved a special designated liquor license for the tailgate party in celebration of the win streak by the Los Santos Kings.