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  1. Here's another one: A cop pulls over a man for speeding. When he asks for license and registration, the man says, "Sorry, my license is revoked and this isn't my car." The officer asks, "Where is the owner, then?" The man replies with, "Dead, in the trunk. I killed him." The officer, shocked, asks the driver, "D-do you have any weapons in the car?" The driver says, "Yes, I have a machine gun in the trunk, too." The officer walks back to his car and calls his patrol supervisor. The supervisor comes and says, "My officer over here tells me you have no license, driving a stolen car, have a machine gun, and dead body in the trunk?" The driver says, "Of course not!" And he gives the supervisor his papers, and shows him the trunk. The driver says, "I bet he told you I was speeding too, huh?"
  2. A cop pulls over a man because he just won a safety contest for wearing his seatbelt. He walks up to the car, and hands the driver an $1,000 check. The officer asks, "What are you going to do with the prize money?" The driver replies with, "I'l probably go to driver's school and get my license." The wife quickly chimes with, "Oh, officer, don't listen to him! He's a little off when he's drunk!" Suddenly, a man in the back wakes up. At the sight of the cop he says, "Damn, I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." Then comes a knock from the trunk, and a muffled voice that says, "Are we over the border yet?" An old man recently purchased a very fast sports car. He speeds out of the dealership going 120 mph, when he is pulled over by a cop. The cop says, "Listen, I got 30 min left on my shift. If you give me an excuse to why you were speeding, I'll let you go." The man says, "A few years ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." The officer is silent for a moment before saying, "Have a good night, sir."
  3. Something else I noticed, in the 25,000 dollar garage on Popular Street there is a bumper from a car that says Liberty City on the license plate.
  4. "Put the burgers in your mouth, people!" -Random Burger Stand Guy, 2014
  5. This topic really fires me up. I hear so often all over the web, that the U.S is turning into a "Police State" where law enforcement are given large amounts of power and are the main way for the Government to control it's citizens. People who think this is happening usually know nothing about police work or anything else law enforcement related. For example: http://news.distractify.com/news/this-mother-of-five-made-a-mistake-how-the-police-responded-with-their-weapons-was-absolutely-disgusting/ The title of this video is very ignorant. What the officer is trying to do is shoot out the tires AFTER the van fled twice already. Even if he were to miss, it would take a very, VERY bad shooter to hit anyone. Another point I would like to bring up is that departments are getting MRAPs, or Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicle. I have seen on a few occasion photos of officers riding and/or walking beside police MRAPs. People are very quick to call, "POLICE STATE POLICE STATE VIVA LA REVOLUTION!" when really, these are used very rarely in extreme scenarios, and departments who own them only have one or two due to them being expensive. Yet another argument I see is usually alongside a photo of a SWAT team saying something along the lines of "Police don't need these" or "When cops get this?!" Say in a city, like Boston, someone is robbing a bank or someone has hostages. Who do you expect to go in their? Cops armed with handguns and wearing light armored vests? No. That's like giving someone a bucket of water and sunscreen to go put out a house fire. Then there are the people who whine about why cops shot beanbags into a "peaceful protest" after they punch a cop or throw a Molotov or vandalize a car. The officers are there to make sure protesters won't kill someone or burn down a building. because people know if they aren't going to have consequences for their actions, they'll do it. And finally, if that fails, they always close with the police brutality argument. It's the officer on a powertrip, not the decision of the whole department of the whole country. I'm pretty sure officers don't wake up in the morning and say, "Hey, I'm going to beat a man senseless today." If I'm working long hours taking shit from everyone, I would want to flip our too, yet the officer can't do that. What does the LCPDFR community think, in a non-bias opinion?
  6. Recently, I got in a debate with a few people on whether or not we should have Police. I took the side of the Police, whereas they were arguing against saying that "without Police there would be less crime" and "all Police are pigs". The usual arguments. I want to hear the opinion of the LCPDFR community, should we or should we not have Police?
  7. DC would be great as an idea, however, R* would get heat from having the setting there.
  8. Hello LCPDFR community. Recently I've been looking at pictures of the Police Roadcrusier from the North Yankton Police in GTA V. I was wondering if someone could make a pack of models of the Roadcruiser, Rancher, and a Granger with the icy/snowy textures (like the NYSP cars in the Prolouge) that are marked with LCPD?
  9. Today in LCPDFR, I was patrolling around Algonquin when I watched as man stole a car from a lot. I pulled him over, and he got out of the car to fight me. After tackling him, I started pressing E to get him to stop and put his hands on his head. The suspect was shouting what I presumed to be Spanish cuss words at me. Here comes the cool part: After that, my character started shouting the orders IN SPANISH back at him. Don't know if this was a coincidence or something that is supposed to happen, but it's interesting that my cop started shouting at the Spanish man in Spanish.
  10. Hello, I have a friend who works for the Halifax Regional PD, and I was hoping to find him a model pack of their cars. However, all I can find online are textures for other people's models. Is there anyway someone could make a vehicle and/or model pack? -Thanks
  11. Google "Photorelistic ENB GTA IV", that's how I found some great ones.
  12. Please tell me what PPM did.
  13. sasofficer

    Officer Hays, Liberty State Police

    An album documenting the job of State Trooper John Hays, Liberty State Police.
  14. From the album: Officer Hays, Liberty State Police

    While on Highway Patrol, Troopers Hays and Plowman receive a shots fired call. After arriving, they soon realize they are outnumbered and outgunned, holed up in Northwood. For unknown reasons, the NOoSE ignored the Troopers' calls for help...
  15. Hello, I would like to have LC Highway Patrol car, like this one: '?do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>> The only issue is it says "California" all over it. I want to have one that says Liberty City instead, any suggestions? Thanks.
  16. Hello, I was wondering if it were possible to be able to add more models to model selections for both Ped and Car selection at the station. It gets annoying having to constantly use Spark IV to swap out models. Thanks.
  17. I get the memo, it doesn't make sense. But after playing around with the pack I really enjoy it, and might use different departments' vehicles in LCPDFR. Thanks everyone for their suggestions.
  18. I guess it makes sense since it is a fictional city, to have different agencies there. Thanks!
  19. I've been looking at a pack for LCPD:FR which includes multiple LAPD emergency service vehicles and uniforms, but being someone who always needs an explanation for everything, can anyone think of a logical reason the LAPD would be in Liberty City? Any suggestions would be appreciated.
  20. Hello, could I have someone make a Ped modification that would have a U.S Park Ranger and/or a U.S Game Warden uniform for officers? If possible, something generic or LC related, for realism purposes, Thanks!
  21. Will it work with LCPD/LSPD: FR and/or Braveheart's Policing script?
  22. A few weeks ago I got GTA V, and all I've been think about while cruising around San Andreas is "Wow, this would be awesome to patrol in an LSPD:FR mod!" I would like to request that someone take the map from GTA V and either port it or make an (almost) exact replica of the map for GTA IV compatible with Braveheart's Police and EMT callouts. Thanks, sasofficer
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