Weazel News 10/13/15 10:02 AM
In other news,
Charlie Sheen -who apparently has changed races since the last time we saw him- was arrested yesterday evening by the LSSD. Extremely high and confused, Mr. Sheen gave up without a fight and just stared at the officer as he was arrested. According to the officer, "The gaze was outright creepy. I wouldn't even look at my wife like that, and I'm really trying to get a divorce..."
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