LSPD Show Restraint

I am going to have to ask you to submit this here: http://www.lcpdfr.com/forums/topic/55704-community-staff-favorites/#comment-37288

lol @ at the dude on the top bunk 

"I'm too old for this shit"

LMAO! 

He is actually dead! Look closely. At the end, his soul leaves his body.

Dude at the toilet: What just happened?

Officer Ronson: Nothing, I was just.... patting this guy with my nightstick, just to make sure he isn't carrying any... "weapons"