Officer Dashie at your service

That's me.

Ok i see your problem there, follow these steps and that'll fix the game for ya. First off take off that uniform that you don't deserve to wear. Second, Set yourself on fire and jump off a roof. Third, Get wrecked

Dude, your face... It... Are you okay?

This ain't ComicCon

That's not even the real Alderney State Trooper uniform, they don't have shoulder mics. Get your fake ass outta here!

How gay is that?

How gay is that?

The gayest.