TheTechSupportDude

Secretary of War Simulator: Operation Southern Spear is a wave-based combat mod that puts you in command of helicopter strike operations against narco-terrorist vessels.
What Is This?
This is a satirical action mod inspired by recent political memes and headlines. It's meant to be funny, over-the-top, and entertaining - nothing more, nothing less. If you're easily offended by video game humor or political satire, this probably isn't for you. Save us both time and skip it.
Core Features
Combat System:
Wave-based gameplay with progressive difficulty
Multiple helicopter options (Hunter, Buzzard, Savage, Annihilator)
AI-controlled hostile boats with evasive maneuvers
Explosive combat with fire effects
Red-blipped enemy targets with drug cargo visualization
Customization:
5 spawn locations (Beach, Airport, Sandy Shores, Fort Zancudo, Random)
Fully configurable INI file (boat count, waves, difficulty)
Optional military radio chatter (bring your own WAV files)
Adjustable mission parameters
Immersion:
Professional mission briefings
Color-coded HUD with real-time stats
Performance ratings (kills per minute)
Career statistics tracking
Military-style notifications
Installation
Super Easy - Everything is Pre-Organized:
Extract the ZIP file
Drag the lspdfr and plugins folders into your GTA V root directory
Drag all .dll files into your GTA V root directory
Launch through RagePluginHook
Press F6 to start a mission
That's it! The folder structure is already set up - audio folder, config file, everything.
Quick Config
Edit Plugins/NarcoBoatsRPH.ini to customize:
MissionHotkey - Change activation key (default F6)
StartingBoatCount - Boats in first wave (1-15)
HelicopterModel - Hunter/Buzzard/Savage/Annihilator
SpawnLocation - Beach/Airport/Sandy/Fort/Random
MaxWaves - How many waves to complete mission
EnableAudio - Toggle radio chatter on/off
Gameplay
Press F6 (or your hotkey) to deploy. You'll spawn in your chosen helicopter with hostile boats marked as red blips. Destroy all boats in each wave to progress. Complete all waves to finish the operation. Get rated on your performance (kills per minute).
Pro Tips:
Hunter helicopter is best (homing missiles + explosive cannon)
Boats spawn close to your starting location automatically
They'll try to evade - lead your shots
Radio chatter plays on boat destruction (optional feature)
Optional: Radio Chatter
Drop WAV files into lspdfr\audio\scanner\NarcoBoats\ for immersive military comms. Use ElevenLabs, Audacity, or any audio tool. Files play randomly when you destroy boats.
First Mod Disclaimer
This is my first GTA V mod, so cut me some slack. I'm sure there are bugs I haven't found yet. If you run into issues, check the README for troubleshooting or post details in the comments. Constructive feedback is welcome - complaints about your hurt feelings are not.
Known Issues / Limitations
Drug props may not spawn if you're too far from boats (performance optimization)
Requires RagePluginHook and NAudio (included)
Final Notes
This is a joke mod made for entertainment. It's not a political statement, not serious commentary, just a silly GTA V mission inspired by memes. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine - just move on. Life's too short to get mad about video game mods.
If you enjoy it, great! If you find bugs, let me know. If you're offended, I genuinely don't care - go play something else.
Have fun blowing up narco boats, Mr. Secretary! 🚁💥
Version: 2.0
Author: TheTechSupportDude (Daniel)
Built With: C#, RagePluginHook, NAudio
This mod is not affiliated with any real organizations, political figures, or government agencies. It's a parody for entertainment purposes only.

🔗 GitHub Repository: https://github.com/ScriptedByAI/NarcoBoatsRPH
View the source code, report issues, or contribute improvements!

Demo Video:
Demo Video
https://youtu.be/oSrbOgsnCNk?si=0HYGAnPT312ne10A