I think its funny that you cant tell hes being sarcastic. Let me sum some things up since i have quite a few brain cells about aviation. This Airplane crashed, plain and simple, i wish we could've said it didn't but a plane doesn't just disappear. Understand that if this plane actually did land someplace its not like there ATC is going to be like "hey look at that big ass 777 landing on our runway, i think we'll ignore it" NO. Even if it did stay up in the sky there's hundreds of ATC towers in that area that would've spotted it. Anyways whatever happened, it happened fast!