Facepalm moments

When I got to police station today,Sgt. Harris gave me a surprise.He said,"I'm not very impressed by your report card,son.Lets go patrolling together today."

On the way,I pulled over a Ford F-150:

Me: "Sir when I saw you speeding down the highway,I guessed 50,at least."

Driver: "Don't judge by my looks officer.I'm still young at heart."

I bet he did that intentionally to embarrass me in front of Sarge.