Hey guys, it's me the admin again and after months of intense therapy and training (including intensive language teaching) - I'm finally ready to break free from my virtual hell in the water cooler and make my first public forum post. You know, for the past few weeks there's been rumours running wild about ELS and if there's a new version in the works. People have been saying that ELS 8 is coming and its going to have fixed the door bug or its going to have working damage and what not.
Rumours no more! I've found a hole in the security systems and bypassed the security squid (okay, he/she/it was lying dead outside its tank in a scene reminiscent of a very calculated and premeditated murder, but that's not the point here!) and done some digging - the results are incredible!
I present to you, the new version of ELS 8, with its groundbreaking new features, taken straight from a super secret bunker where Sam, LMS and Lt.Caine all discuss their plans for wold domination together - seriously, this place actually exists!
What you are about to see is as real and uncensored as it gets. If my account disappears after this, well then, you know why!
That's right! ELS 8 now features PaintLight™ technology. Bland, dim lights are a thing of the past. Now you can quite literally PAINT any scene with strong lighting of your chosen. Shown above is what was described as "BleechWhite", the new replacement for takedowns.